ok i finally got my m0nde scale program working

ur code sucks why if monde => 5 do u even know how to code wtf roflz

lulz

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Originally Posted by maks

also his mind is going to be blown when he learns you're allowed to put spaces in a string

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or when he learns what a string actually is

since in this case he's relying on zeev's decision to be polite to retards who use undefined symbols and evaluate the expression to the name of the symbol rather than shit a brick and throw a fatal error like it should

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

i am pretty sure they are literally the two dumbest people ive ever met on the internet

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OB and Barry?

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Originally Posted by maks

also his mind is going to be blown when he learns you're allowed to put spaces in a string

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I'm sure he doesn't even blow his mind about string, which is a set of characters are used for variables, only it returns the typed text.

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Originally Posted by hiroshima

ur code sucks why if monde => 5 do u even know how to code wtf roflz

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I don't care about the codes, but you are talking like a faggot

a string is not a set, elz

I meant string is like "jon is trolling me fucking f@gg0t"

If i say boolean represents true and false, then you reply boolean DOESN´T REPRESENT TRUE AND FALSE

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Originally Posted by jon

or when he learns what a string actually is

since in this case he's relying on zeev's decision to be polite to retards who use undefined symbols and evaluate the expression to the name of the symbol rather than shit a brick and throw a fatal error like it should

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on error resume next

If Barry fails to understand what is string, it will blow our mind

lol wow

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Originally Posted by elezzzark

If Barry fails to understand what is string, it will blow our mind

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barry failing to understand something will never blow my mind

all u motherfuckers iz booleans

true

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Originally Posted by elezzzark

If i say boolean represents true and false, then you reply boolean DOESN´T REPRESENT TRUE AND FALSE

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no you're just unable to command the english language

a string is a sequence, not a set

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Originally Posted by jon

no you're just unable to command the english language

a string is a sequence, not a set

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Here goes again


Why is jon so goddman stupid and motherfucker?

does the set of all sets contain itself, by a bad reason?

Jon never told sequence of characters, he just told sequence and nothing else because he´s stupid

vectors are typed arrays ok i know what i am doing

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Originally Posted by dp

vectors are typed arrays ok i know what i am doing

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yes, you're correct


Lock this thread now

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Originally Posted by m0nde

elezzzark really is raged out because someone keeps calling him a retard
he doesn't realize that no one else who he believes hates me, boobz, etc actually thinks about any of this outside the forum
he's the only one who's psychotic enough and enough of a spaz, shut-in retard to take any of this seriously

i really love elezzzark because it's so easy to keep him going

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bro i dont hate you lol

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Originally Posted by jon

identical logic expressed in the shortest possible number of instructions

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function m0nde($input)
{
  if ($input < 4) return leanonoppositeday;
  if ($input < 6) return fatbadcirculation;
  if ($input < 9) return obeselacksdiscipline;
  if ($input > 9) return fatfuckheartattack;
  return null;
}
$val = m0nde(trim(fgets(STDIN)));

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not sure why barry didn't think 9 was a notable input

oh wait yes i am

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ive taken two classes in php, cut it out!

im doing basics of php for 6 weeks then moving on to flash, and soon mysql, the class that i do this in is the shortest class in my course its kind of fun but i dont want to be a programmer im not going to go do computer scfience for that shit

wow this thread really took a turn for the worse i really regret making this thread

im going to steal jons array or w/e the fuck that is and pretend i made it up to my teacher and get extra credit

it's a function, barry. if you don't even know what it's called your teacher is going to know you stole it.

i don't find it hard to believe that i cannot explain why a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square to the deaf mexican resident forum retard

barry's going to fail by trying to get ahead

sort of like becoming the outcast by trying to fit in

i sense a meme here

I've noticed a similar trend with other tryhards

the test in 5 weeks is going to be on fundamentals if i fail it i am literally retarded, after that test we wont do much on php, it will only be in the final test in 12 weeks from now which will involve php, mysql, html, and flash.
the class is just about grasping fundamentals in these 4 areas.

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Originally Posted by maks

I've noticed a similar trend with other tryhards

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kind of like the time when you got elz to give a fake address/name of yourself to flaglerchat and then OB posting it... good times...

all you need to know about mysql is that "drop tablename;" moves the table closer to the beginning of the file and makes the whole thing faster. it's totally safe to do on production databases.

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Originally Posted by fjs wins again

kind of like the time when you got elz to give a fake address/name of yourself to flaglerchat and then OB posting it... good times...

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yeah I've done that like 8 times and they still fall for it

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Originally Posted by maks

all you need to know about mysql is that "drop tablename;" moves the table closer to the beginning of the file and makes the whole thing faster. it's totally safe to do on production databases.

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im totally going to take your advice and delete tables

it doesn't deleted them it moves them down that's why they call it 'drop' instead of 'delete'

:yeaok:

also add this to your php project you'll get extra credit

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 while(1) 
      pcntl_fork(); 


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oh yea you just reminded me i got a problem i cant figure out

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<?PHP
//initial values
$student_count = 0;
$f_count = 0;
$m_count = 0;

//***************INPUT*********************
print "\nPlease enter your name:  ";
$f_name = trim(fgets(STDIN));
while($f_name !="STOP")
    {
      //get all required data
      $student_count++;
      $f_count++;
      $m_count++;
     
      print "\nPlease enter your gender(m or f):  ";
      $gender = trim(fgets(STDIN));
      print "\nPlease enter your age:  ";
      $age = trim(fgets(STDIN));
     
      if($gender == f)
      {
      $gender = $f_count;
      }   
        else
        {
        $gender = $m_count;
        }
   
    print "\nPlease enter your name:  ";
    $f_name = trim(fgets(STDIN));

    }


print "The number of students $student_count";
print "\nThe number of male students $m_count";
print "\nThe number of female students $f_count";



?>

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i need to figure out how to make male and female counts go up respectively, does anyone have a solution with using the same syntax?

$f_count++;
$m_count++;

The ++ increases each of those variables by 1, just put another of these in the proper place like the if statements you like so much