In this thread (ITT) I impersonate Cody and do a sick fucking brutal own on him

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

Most security guards make near minimum wage. Unless someone is an off-duty or retired police officer, they are not making anywhere near $50k even with a carry permit and fire safety officer certification.

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yes I will take the unemployed person's opinions on salaries seriously of course I will

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Originally Posted by maks

for once ob is right, this is and has always been a troll site. ytmnsfw came to be because max was sick of these people making the babies on the regular ytmnd forum who wanted to discuss brian peppers and the pink haired girl cry

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except none of that shit ever even happened on ytmndforums except in the site critique section lol

i think the truth is we were an embarrassment to max, like the cyclops he keeps in the basement

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Originally Posted by Camoron

except none of that shit ever even happened on ytmndforums except in the site critique section lol

i think the truth is we were an embarrassment to max, like the cyclops he keeps in the basement

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oh did you ever see the sfw forum? it was bobhughes and two other guys bitching about ptkfgs for 2 years until someone spammed it with ads for child porn.

frankly I'm shocked ytmnd is still up. max has terrible business sense and absolutely no sense of humor but he's persistant I'll give him that

are you sure you know what vapid means

cause you are pretty stupid

i'm eating a turkey sandwich and it's yum

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

I am not. As lame as the humor might be at YTMND, it is still a comedy site unlike this when were vapid loser nerds just bitch at each other all day.

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ytmnd isn't a humor site, it's a "lets pick a random concept and drive it into the ground via sustained repetition in the gayest way possible" site.

fyi being genuinely stupid and bad at hiding it is not a form of trolling

have you ever thought that maybe I appear to be right because I am in fact right?

I guess your nickname is, "The customer" since you are always right.

I guess your nickname is, "The customer" since you are always right.

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

I guess your nickname is, "The customer" since you are always right.

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is it just me or is that the single lamest crack you've ever heard

sounds like something from fat albert

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Originally Posted by obnoxious bitch

You're like school in summertime!

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school in summertime?

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Originally Posted by obnoxious bitch

yeah, NO CLASS!

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why is Ob a shameless?

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Originally Posted by elezzzark

why is Ob a shameless?

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Originally Posted by obnoxious bitch

They should call you elevator operator, cuz you're bringing everybody down!

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"fuck the soldiers, be your own man. im flyin through the clouds higher than peter pan."
-soulja boy

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

"fuck the soldiers, be your own man. im flyin through the clouds higher than peter pan."
-soulja boy

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I guess your nickname is, "The customer" since you are always right.

Maks, the common is, the customers are always right, but rare they make an error, what do you do?

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Originally Posted by elezzzark

Maks, the common is, the customers are always right, but rare they make an error, what do you do?

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I do whatever they ask me and if they ask me to do it wrong that just means they'll have to pay me a shitload of money to fix it later

"Connect my IP to another computer without ethernet", do you get paid for that?

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Originally Posted by elezzzark

"Connect my IP to another computer without ethernet", do you get paid for that?

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I would get paid for building them an exclusively wifi network

and do you make fun of your costumers after you get paid?

no, I don't give a fuck what they spend their money on. if they ask me what I think I'll give them my honest opinion, if they say "I want this" I will give them this.

didnt read this thread

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Originally Posted by maks

is it just me or is that the single lamest crack you've ever heard

sounds like something from fat albert

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this is why it's so easy to pick out a :lizard:

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Originally Posted by m0nde

this is why it's so easy to pick out a :lizard:

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yeah but ob is the best at it. they should elect him president of the :lizard:s

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Originally Posted by maks

oh did you ever see the sfw forum? it was bobhughes and two other guys bitching about ptkfgs for 2 years until someone spammed it with ads for child porn.

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yeazh i was talking about prior to max separating the forum into NSFW and SFW

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Originally Posted by Camoron

yeazh i was talking about prior to max separating the forum into NSFW and SFW

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I know. I'm assuming max thought people actually wanted to discuss ytmnd and the trolls were making it impossible, turns out there were only 3 people who actually cared