Cody dating a midget?

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Originally Posted by maks

This may come as a shock but I would fuck the ever loving shit out of ashley and maybe still talk to her afterwards but only on the forum probably

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man get the fuck out of here with that whack lame other forum shit

you ain't about this life

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

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lets meet at cody's house we can go on a double date to the malt shop and listen to bill haley and the comets on the jukebox then we can fuck in the back of my dad's lincoln and you'll get pregnant and I'll get drafted and be killed in action and you can grow bitter over the years working double shifts to support a kid who you never wanted and doesn't appreciate you. sounds like fun right

yeah right like i'd ever get pregnant before marriage that is against my jewish heritage

also can't listen to secular music either and idk if that malt shop keeps kosher

please don't turn this into a "jew" thread. It's about two Hobbits dating.

does everything always need to revolve around the "jew"?

man who the fuck is all those niggas

STOP

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

yeah right like i'd ever get pregnant before marriage that is against my jewish heritage

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The jews invented that rule? No wonder Hitler wanted them dead.

at least let me spin your driedel

she sounds really down to earth

i would rather be alone forever than have someone who wants to post with me on this forum

DID YOU GET MY HUMOR

:troll: I dare you to make it out of Garland alive.

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Originally Posted by StompleB

sam sounds really down to middle-earth

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i make that rep green like the finest weed in the south farthen

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stalker virus,
Cody,
lnopia the great,
Obnoxious Bitch,
rootbeer,
sex with dead people

we ride or die to mordor

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Originally Posted by Cody

God dammit rootbeer -.-

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oh, gandalf...

sam....

frodo...

oh, gandalf...

I dare you to make it out of Middle Earth alive.

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

Say what you need to in front of your girlfriend. Makeup and hair dye does wonders as does having someone pose for a pic for you. It's extremely remote (like one in a million) that two separate people, one trolling as a transsexual and one who really is going by the name Cruella.

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oh, gandalf...

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Originally Posted by Cody

I'd be happy to crawl up in her volcano and just stay frankly. It's pretty nice.

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you need to destroy the ring, it breeds pure evil

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

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Cody,
lnopia the great,
Obnoxious Bitch,
rootbeer,
sex with dead people

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I need to know how tall you are.

5'7"

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Originally Posted by Cody

-.- this thread needs monde.

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this thread needs steffies or elezzzark to come post stalker virus' name and address here again

it's a lonely life i live

4 inch dick not bad stomple not bad at all

the second graders he dates are really impressed

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

5'7"

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I tought your tall is 5'3"

Lie is not cool.

why is that asian girl wearing the israeli flag since when are there japanese jews

I tought dp hates jews

According to Ashley's height was 5'7, do you think it's true? it's weird she should date with black guys.

5'7 is tall for a girl but not freakishly so, she's not 6'5

I know, but she needs a bigger dick

i dont fuck with bitches that are less than 6'5

rootbeer, have you ever arm wrestled a girl?