so you get a call from that top job you've always wanted and you come in for an interview

i rmbr when this forum got started and i thought it didn't have enough material to make jokes with.

so yes,

THREAD OFFICIALY CLOSED.

hi

hey what's up

i dont cry when my dog runs away

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Originally Posted by jon

hey what's up

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i logged out ago, busy with gf.

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Originally Posted by cberry

and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

how do you convince me you're the one for the job

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this happened to me a little while ago except it was a shit job that I now have and hate I just acted all friendly and eager to please and didn't include the jobs where I quit with potty language in my work history

so you work for cberry

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Originally Posted by sex with dead people

Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?

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:sickburn:

is this thread closed

how are you

I would probably bring some of my homemade chili. I can make a mean chili. It'll give ya farts just a word of warning. dont say i didnt tell ya

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Originally Posted by Marco

I hire kneegrows all the time. They're good people. I pay em in skittles and Shlitz
Malt liquor.

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its a beautiful system

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Originally Posted by jon

is this thread closed

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hate mongering admins want to close threads by a black people reason. this just aint acceptable yall

It's obvious cherry was trolling when starting this thread.

A nigger trying to get a job.... :goodone:

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)

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Originally Posted by m0nde

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)

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why do I get the feeling you've never had sex with anyone ever?

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Originally Posted by Cody

@jon @clay make thread tagging work here god dammit, it will be fun.also fix allison smiley fuck m0nde's whining.

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please move the :lizard:s back to the :lizard:arium

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Originally Posted by Cody

see what i mean. you're just so....

nf man, nf...

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oh don't be precious just say it....

he's stupid

why haven't the :lizard:s been moved back to the :lizard:arium yet?

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Originally Posted by Cody

m0nde, like (almost) everyone here has qualities that are overlooked until someone needs them. I dont just randomly attack people for being a little sarcastic at me when i'm the one who brought shit up. unless im drunk, then all bets are off

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oh stop it

the shit head is bumping the ramen threads and spamming about lizards in every other thread

I have watched him do this for a couple of days now and say that I've been more than loaded enough to spring off a couple of comments about what a stupid douche he is.

Otherwise he should come and try and pick on a big girl like me instead of stalking some chick because he saw her have sex.

No sympathy, sorry.

I doubt I'll ever need any of m0nde's "qualities".

nortynippy, i have no interest in you or the other :lizard:s
i've known ramen for over 7 years as have the other people here

again, no one is interested in interacting with you or the other lizard people
my spamming about the lizards is being done tongue-in-cheek, but is missed by those like you

actually, you and the other lizards have been focussed on jack voonicker and other exploits of these senior citizens to the exclusion of the subtleties and other established jokes here at this forum

basically, you don't get what's going on here, hence you belong in the :lizard:arium

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Originally Posted by Cody

up until his hd crashed m0nde had pics and links to everyone and everything. He was the guy to go to for that shit. I don't really know why anyone other than barry hates him. Plus, look at this place, its a ghost town. at least he's being proactive and giving people something else to bitch about.

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fair call

but I really don't need to use anyone for links and pics to everyone. I'll aquire what I aquire and have use for... besides he'd still probably jump at the chance to give me pics and links of someone even though I call him a stupid douche.

Hey, if it trolls it can be trolled. Don't protect him. I wont actually hurt him it's ok.

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Originally Posted by Cody

you, like me, can make the cut above lizard person. I'm just giving you practical advice you dont want or care about because im bored.

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lol

ok but m0nde is still a douche

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

Lisa isn't a brown noser like you. She doesn't give a shit about the 4chanish concept of "tier posters" (whatever that means) that the lozerz here are so obsessed with.

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correct

I care about cyber love stalking and kicking fuckwits who need it in the teeth

I don't even care if I get banned... I simply move on... who the fuck are any of you people anyway? ;P lol

Colby your IQ is right around 72. Just a notch above the majority of kneegroids.

I can't even stand to read your gibberish anymore.

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Originally Posted by NortyNippy

correct

I care about cyber love stalking and kicking fuckwits who need it in the teeth

I don't even care if I get banned... I simply move on... who the fuck are any of you people anyway? ;P lol

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and do any of you put out?

THIS is what's important.

Does anyone have any pictures of me saved or like my dick jerking off in animated format? I wouldn't want to those to surface while I'm campaigning for president.

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Originally Posted by Bliz

Does anyone have any pictures of me saved or like my dick jerking off in animated format? I wouldn't want to those to surface while I'm campaigning for president.

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lol

If there are any send them to me and I'll protect them for you

yes I just asked Bliz for pics of his dick

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Originally Posted by m0nde

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)

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dw i think bestiality is legal in utah

the first rule of rubynet is you dont talk abotu ruby net

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

Lisa isn't a brown noser like you. She doesn't give a shit about the 4chanish concept of "tier posters" (whatever that means) that the lozerz here are so obsessed with.

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You keep saying "You guys care so much about X!" where X is something we pretend to care about ironically, this is all the proof anyone needs that the :lizard:s don't get this place and never will

Or, to put it in a way you'll understand, every time you whine about how obsessed we are over join dates or rep you are "self-pwning" and being a "lulzcow" and maybe some kind of "sock" (argyle perhaps?)

what the fuck is a sock anyway someone explain this weird 50-year-olds-who-think-they're-hip lingo to me please

you all look stupid to a newbie

put THAT in your sock and wank it :P

senior citizen trolls trolling senior citizens is lol gold

I have to say though their little lame ass catch phrases are done ad nauseam at RH... all they seem to do is copy each other... the whole 3 of them. OB has never come off like that to me.

I prefer originality

there is more originality here

seems a shame that Jibbles couldn't be rescued from those idiots but he's a big boy. He made his forum friends and can go lay/lie with them.

I have flaglerchat to obsess about now... I'll see how far that gets me hehe

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

Cody has been trying to pretend to me when if these vain nerdz for so long that he begins to think and communicate like them.

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:huh:

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Originally Posted by NortyNippy

OB has never come off like that to me.

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I don't know where you got that impression, ob uses :lizard: lingo in pretty much every post, in fact I'd go so far as to call him the quintessential :lizard: poster

please do not obsess about flagerchat here i dont know who that is and i don't want to either

i type like a fuckin idiot and I coudltn even undertsand that

i got that run on sentence swag