don't tell your wife thatQuote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
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don't tell your wife thatQuote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
Hey girl I know you like riddles so I wore this shirt to tickle your brain.
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downtown springfield?
yeah cutting trees down is fucking awesome and i love cutting pine trees cause they smell so good after
Oh yeah man, and pines fell sooo nicely. You can basically put them anywhere you want with just a wedge or two.
felling is a great fellingQuote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
you guys talk about trees like most guys talk about banging women
You've clearly never fallen any trees before Cam. It's a completely different feeling than anything else.
Directionally falling a massive tree where you want it to go, when you want it to go, and the rushing as it drops and slams into the ground.
Unspeakable fun.
do those kids know you post at a gay niggerdick forumQuote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
i live in northern minnesota; everyone here is die-hard survivalist. This area of the world is still "freshly civilized" so to speak; in some towns, there's only been human beings in the area for 4 generations or even less. I ended up inadvertently learning all this shit about chainsaws, ATVs, fishing, hunting, welding, etc just from living around these hicks. Guess I never thought about it, but these skills are going to come in handy during the zombie apocalypseQuote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
clicked on thread expecting some giving tree tattoos instead i find pics of you cutting the trees down you MONSTER
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its amazing that someone posts here who actually does something physically productive with themselves
does that guy have a family circus tattoo
it's the Giving Tree, damnQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...iving_Tree.jpg
did you not ever read it, it's a classic.
whats this even meanQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
is that one of those dirk pitt novelsQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
it's a children's book by shel silverstein. probably one of the first books i ever read along with the hungry hungry caterpillar or where the wild things are
shel silverstein is one scary looking motherfucker
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ilverstein.jpg
yeah it's about that dirk pitt dude who's like a secret agent type is is pretty much a ripoff of james bond. my dad was a fan of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
yeah it's about that dirk pitt dude who's like a secret agent type is is pretty much a ripoff of james bond. my dad was a fan of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
grug was also big in my childhood
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i still don't know what the hell he was supposed to be
looks like a walking hut
all the abo children lived inside him in the dreamtime
did you have mr rogers in australia
no we had fatcat, humphrey bear and playschool...maybe bananaman fits int here somewhere but my sister was older than me so i'd watch the old school degrassi with her too
I never studied the classics long,Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
I was too busy reading Plato, Gorgias, and Sextus Empiricus
(see what I did there?)
one time mr rogers said "I love you all" and I was all MR ROGERS LOVES BOYS HE'S A FAG and I wrote MR ROGERS IS GAY on the wall of the bathroom and I got in a lot of troubleQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
i really don't give a shit seeing as i'm talking childrens books. i read Nietzsche, Marx, Dante, Gallileo and p much any other philosopher, astronomer, playwright in my teens. If your point was that you were reading those books at 6 yrs old well, just take a look at where you are now. a junkie ex-cart pusher at walmart. Genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
surprisingly succinctQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
gotta love the classics :P
jon, STAHP
oh my, what a pun. That was good!
apparently skrizach is in my city doing a lumber jack show for the mum fest
In your city?
yeah there was like a lumber jack thing going on and since you're a lumber jack of course you were there
lumberjacks? in my city?
did you drink a beer?
skrizach more like schrizjack ha ha ha ohhhh boy