you are all my friends

from dudes ive dated they hoard the remote and force me to wwatch that stupid shit

or something even worse ive seen every god damn episode of dirty jobs, deadliest catch and all that other horrible fucking reality tv

watching football and hockey games KILL ME PLEASE

Maybe if you weren't such a stupid and annoying bitch then you wouldn't be alone all the time and need to pretend about having boyfriends trying to look special

bye monkey butt

thanks garfield, you're the broest bro there is

Garfeels is my friend

we have special time