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I've never had a major broken bone, just lots of little ones, like my nose 3 times, you know I used to have this little ski jump nose not this crooked off center business in the middle of my face lol
Fingers, toes and a rib
Torn tendons from circus injuries
A few scars from cuts
Never a full broken limb, that would be scary.
yeah it really is, and it ruined my life, i was all set to go into the USMC before I fell. I was actually running the ties on the railroad tracks as training to pass my PT test to get in. I was going to go career.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
Youre right about the autism test though, i took that fucker 4 times to get the score i finally posted here.
That sux.Quote:
Originally Posted by KKKody
Never been stabbed. Had a knife held up to me two guys with stockings on their heads and all my money and pot taken, then he started trying to walk me into my bedroom but I got to the bedroom door and wouldn't go any further, I just wouldn't back any further into the room so I leant into the knife, reached past him and turned on the light looked him in the eyes (through the stocking in his head) and just said "what are you doing?" Because the other guy had already taken my money and pot and had run away) and he looked kind of shocked then he just backed out and ran away.
And I had a loaded gun shotgun to me head once because my first fiancé was a total psycho and wanted me to watch him shoot himself but I kept running to the corner so he couldn't jump in front of me then I felt the creeps run down my spine and turned around and he was pointing it right at my head so I walked out of the corner and walked to the bathroom and locked myself in it until his parents came home because we were out at the farm.
Both of those situations were like nearly stepping on a snake... Really precarious like it makes me think of when I was a kid and walking through the bush track to school (in the olden days) and there was a brown snake across the track and I didn't see it and nearly stood on it and it shot up really quick to strike but stopped inches from my ankle and I just froze then had to really, really slowly back out of striking range, I mean REALLY SLOWLY before I could run away, or being bailed up by a pack of dogs in the bush and having to maneuver out of it somehow without setting the dogs off, which I managed somehow.
The scar across my nose you might have noticed in a couple of my pics is from a doberman dog that tried to tear my face off when i was 3. my dad shot it, later, he had brought it home to train as a guard dog after we were robbed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
But like I was NOT going to back any further into the room, there was no light in there and whatever he thought he was trying to back me into my bedroom for could not have ended well, he had a stocking on his head and brandishing a dirty big knife, there was a baseball bat near the door in my room and I considered going for that when I went for the light because I thought if he could see what he was doing he might think twice and just run away but it was too precarious for me to go for the bat, one wrong move and it would have ended very badly. I already had to lean into the knife to reach past him for the light. I just couldn't go for both, there was a split second and I had to chose to go for the light or the bat but I was NOT going any further into my bedroom. What a cunt. I found out who it was and had them bashed.... Buy a huge Maori chick with huge muscly arms lol, she was awesome, she loved me for some reason and it turned out she used to go to school with the guys who did it and was a couple of years older than them and used to put one of them in the bin and sit on the lid in school. And I mean she had HUGE muscly arms, like bigger than most guys. So between her and the old bikie guy I got my pot off well she bashed him so sucked into them.
After knowing you all this time, and hearing your stories, i'm starting to believe that most aussie men are seriously sexually perverted misogynists.
No I have a sign on the back of my head that attracts them, more like a target reallyQuote:
Originally Posted by KKKody
if they are smart enough they know not to fuck with me
not all are smart enough and I have times where I just seem to find myself in shit
i had a crazy girlfriend try to stab me with a 10" cook's knife once. she got put into walter reed for that. we worked together at little caesars pizza when i was like 20 and had a fight and she went full retard in front of everyone, its pretty funny looking back since nobody got hurt
Real cute to see two reject freaks bonding and having a moment together
Real cute to see three reject freaks bonding and having a moment together
You don't have any moments
lisa... =]
its actually kind of cute watcching you and cody sharing your white trash stories.. its like you two were meant to be
Is this you two trying to have a moment?
Because I'm not feeling it.
cag thinks were white trash and she fucks mexican laborers for dollar bills.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
She can go torture some kittens
such a horrible excuse for a jewman being
Cag you better not be fucking spics or harming kittens you freaky bitch
Jihad josh is the biggest dickhead in this forum and that says a lot because cag posts here too
But seriously jihad josh needs to get a life, this forum has never been worse in the couple of years I have known it
Gordon would be really mad right now
my ex is half mexican, so sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
I got some free pot that i didnt have to do sex to anyone for tonight, golden goat and some og purple kush in a few roaches, the goat stuff is beast man, thats not roaches its just straight up fire.
Well bum fingerer texted me asking if I wanted more pot and I told him I always want more pot and he said he'd get back to me. So I don't know if he's going to get me some more pot or if he's going to finger my bum or not.
cool if you get bored make a tinychat room and pm me the link and we will laugh about what horrible people strippers and basement dwelling people who play second life and have gout are, and we can wind it all up with an in depth discussion of what is best to eat high, and do naked circus tricks.
I probably will not do that
well ok we can skip that last part
how about you stay out of my life because you are insane elderly people who take the internet to new unexplored levels of creepy
What are you doing in my topic fatso?
No fat middle aged men who are trying to be teenagers allowed.
And stop making topics about me loser, get yourself a life.
go post on fjs stevey
Yeah I'm pretty sick of having to stick up for you because everyone thinks you're a fucking idiot and shithouse poster and I'm all like "no that's just steveyos, he's the third worst poster not the worst one" but no-one else seems to agree, they all seem to think steveyos is the worst.
help I've somehow angered old autistic people who shouldn't be allowed to have internet
lisa the tip ratQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa the Tip Rat
teknotiprat
lisa cody cag
lisa sells her body for drugsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
i wana sniffbur assholee