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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
dp is back, he couldn't stay away if he waanted to, lurking in the shadows, pretneding
pretnedding
i came back really quick to remeind oyu that your parents either don't love you or where burtutally murdered
you know how they usually tell little kids it's not there fault that mommy or daddy are not aroudn and have problems in there life or w/e and that's why they are with foster parents or grandparents or w/e,, in cag's case they where wrong it was all her fault,, all cag's fault
my mom is dead dp, thats a horrid thing to say:cry:
look you've gone and made me cry
Stop making stuff up
FISHMONGER
i want dem fishmonger hugs
does the fish monger know you where adpoted and your parents are dead, i bet that's why he left you in the first place because nobody not even your own parents could love a fuck up like yourself
yes, the fishmonger knows. i can tell him anything ^__^ he is my soulmate
did you tell him all your deepest darkest secerts
I thought alcohol was your soulmate
i told him the deepest darkest secrets were hidden up my vagoo aand he had to get them out with his tongue
thats how i tricked him, now i need to think of a new way to trick my fishmonger
why not trick him into thinking you are a decent person with a bright future ahead of yourself
too late for that lmao
woudl you liek to join himQuote:
Originally Posted by cag,
I would like you to clean up the dog and cat piss for Camoron when he stays at your house again. he said the odor of animal excrement and piss was so stong it burned his nostrils. That is not a nice thing to do to your guests >:(
Just a question, since I don't get the chance to talk to real life hoarders on a day to day basis, do you get use to the smell of the animal piss after a while or does it bother you?
don't kncock sleeping on a bed of live cats until you've tried it, ive always herd. so im not attacking, just wondering. ^__^
well u see its quiet simpel really
cag you need to stop this
i haev a prostituet chained up in the basement
her name is juely
b ut i need to replaec her and i herd you are lookign for room and bored
prostitute chained up in the basment next to a pile of dog feces. i think its time you released the prostitute and let her get back to work.Quote:
Originally Posted by the president of sex
she's a person, rustan, shes a human being
is she
how do you know
my fishmonger ex is so nice he would never chain up a prostitute. he wouldd make her dinner and give her back rubs. ^__^
and eat her pussy and say "i love you cag"
i will not eat yuor pussy but i will tell you w/e you wanna hea r
i want the fishmonger to eat my pussy. after living in cat and dog piss for a few years, the stench has probably seeped into your pores and clothes. Fishmonger cleans his home meticulously and smells lovely. even his breath smells good wheen he wakes up in the morning.
who is the fishmonger
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE
please excuse, carving his name onto my ass with a fork
should prolly heat up the fork over the stove and brand instead