so drunk right now

Printable View

Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

if I fucked a stripper my girlfriend would understand because at least she's hot but if I fucked a lisa my girl wouyld be all why would you cheat on me with some nasty disgusting skank

Good thing you are reasonably content then and don't want to fuck a lisa
08-03-2014
Lisa

Lisa
08-03-2014
Lisa

Maks
08-03-2014
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramens Lawyer

There's only one me maks and you've never fucked me

no you're a type you're the last resort girl the one that guys hook up with when they're sick of being made fun of for being a virgin or if they're marriued and their wives aren;t particulriuly experimental and they're desperate to try anal
08-03-2014
maks

nobody fucks a lisa by choice they do it because they have no otyhert options
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

no you're a type you're the last resort girl the one that guys hook up with when they're sick of being made fun of for being a virgin or if they're marriued and their wives aren;t particulriuly experimental and they're desperate to try anal

not really no lol

Is that meant to describe rootbeer?
08-03-2014
maks

thats meant to describe every giuy you've gotten your claws into rootbeer is no exception
08-03-2014
Lisa

Maks is drunk and rambling about fucking a bunch of Lisas
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

thats meant to describe every giuy you've gotten your claws into rootbeer is no exception

Rootbeer was the only virgin... Since I was a teenager.

Doesn't describe anyone else
08-03-2014
maks

my girlfriend is a hot latina and she makes more money than me she is everything lisa isn't but I can't stop thinking about this girl at work ugh fuck committments I wish I could fuck anyone I wanted why do feeling have to be involved I don't want to hurt her when I ineviutably cheat on her but she knew the score when she signed up so why do I still fewel like it's my fault I don't wanna grow uop I'm a toys r us kid
08-03-2014
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramens Lawyer

Rootbeer was the only virgin... Since I was a teenager.

Doesn't describe anyone else

plug drugs
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

plug drugs

What? LOL! I was never with plug drugs
08-03-2014
maks

you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad

Absolutely not.
08-03-2014
Lisa

And look I met rootbeer because we had been great friends for a while and thought it was worth giving it a go. Turns out it wasn't worth it but at least I found out.
08-03-2014
maks

you strung him along until you realized he was a broke ass crazy drug addict then you cut him loose (actually you recruited me to do it for you but that's splitting hairs) there's no doubt in my mind that if he had the money to travel to australia and buy you shit it would have take a lot longer for you to get tired of him
08-03-2014
maks

look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence

LMAO!
08-03-2014
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramens Lawyer

wasn't worth it

you got a new muffler and an ipad and diamonds and probabkly a whole slew of shit we don't even know about and y ou haven't given any of it back
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you strung him along until you realized he was a broke ass crazy drug addict then you cut him loose (actually you recruited me to do it for you but that's splitting hairs) there's no doubt in my mind that if he had the money to travel to australia and buy you shit it would have take a lot longer for you to get tired of him

No maks I always told him no, I got your help because I kept telling him no and he kept harassing me and wouldn't stop.

I NEVER led him on.
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you got a new muffler and an ipad and diamonds and probabkly a whole slew of shit we don't even know about and y ou haven't given any of it back

Maks I had a relationship with him for a couple of months
08-03-2014
Lisa

He never paid rent
08-03-2014
Lisa

And he bought me gifts, so what?
08-03-2014
Lisa

He's the only person who has ever bought me gifts like that too, mind you he was also sending Debbie gifts the whole time he was here apparently
08-03-2014
Lisa

I could have taken him for money but I didn't, he did buy me gifts though and he did pay for some stuff while he was living here for months rent free in my flat and driving around in my car
08-03-2014
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramens Lawyer

No maks I always told him no, I got your help because I kept telling him no and he kept harassing me and wouldn't stop.

I NEVER led him on.

lisa you led him on for like 6 months prior to him going all crazy6 stalker on you. here's the timeline, in case you've forgotten. you met a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you told him you were in liove with him and had 'skype dates' for 6 months. he started to believe you and handlede it about as well as one can expect from a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you acted shocked. you should not hascve been shocked, you should have expected that exacvtly ewhat happened would happen, so if you were shocked it implies you are an idiopt and this doesw not surpriose me.
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

lisa you led him on for like 6 months prior to him going all crazy6 stalker on you. here's the timeline, in case you've forgotten. you met a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you told him you were in liove with him and had 'skype dates' for 6 months. he started to believe you and handlede it about as well as one can expect from a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you acted shocked. you should not hascve been shocked, you should have expected that exacvtly ewhat happened would happen, so if you were shocked it implies you are an idiopt and this doesw not surpriose me.

I did not lead him on. I was friends with him until he started that, I told him no repeatedly and then I stopped being friends with him when he wouldn't stop. Don't know what more I could have done to not lead him on. Not nice when a guy you were friends with does that because you lose a friend.
08-03-2014
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramens Lawyer

Maks I had a relationship with him for a couple of months

you talk about that like it's normal. if a girl asked me for money to fix her car and the relationship was younger than 6 months I would break up with her on the spot because I am not a lonely neckbearded virgin and I do not desire a relationship with a manipulative whore.
08-03-2014
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramens Lawyer

I did not lead him on. I was friends with him until he started that, I told him no repeatedly and then I stopped being friends with him when he wouldn't stop. Don't know how more I couldn't have led him on. Not nice when a guy you were friends with does that.

you said you werre in liove with him every single day for 6 months, he's damaged goods he's going to believe it, you're amazingly stiupid if you need me to explain this to you
08-03-2014
Desolation

yol0
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you said you werre in liove with him every single day for 6 months, he's damaged goods he's going to believe it, you're amazingly stiupid if you need me to explain this to you

Oh no I did not.
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you talk about that like it's normal. if a girl asked me for money to fix her car and the relationship was younger than 6 months I would break up with her on the spot because I am not a lonely neckbearded virgin and I do not desire a relationship with a manipulative whore.

Are you still living in her house rent free and needing to be driven around in the said car?
08-03-2014
steveyos666

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad
08-03-2014
steveyos666

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you strung him along until you realized he was a broke ass crazy drug addict then you cut him loose (actually you recruited me to do it for you but that's splitting hairs) there's no doubt in my mind that if he had the money to travel to australia and buy you shit it would have take a lot longer for you to get tired of him

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence
08-03-2014
steveyos666

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you got a new muffler and an ipad and diamonds and probabkly a whole slew of shit we don't even know about and y ou haven't given any of it back
08-03-2014
Desolation

whant are we takling about here i dont want to read any of this fuk it
08-03-2014
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desolation

yol0

please ban lisa then ban me then delete the forum tyvmia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramens Lawyer

Oh no I did not.

yes you did lisa all the time I was there I saw it all
08-03-2014
Lisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

please ban lisa then ban me then delete the forum tyvmia

yes you did lisa all the time I was there I saw it all

no I didn't maks
08-03-2014
steveyos666

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

lisa you led him on for like 6 months prior to him going all crazy6 stalker on you. here's the timeline, in case you've forgotten. you met a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you told him you were in liove with him and had 'skype dates' for 6 months. he started to believe you and handlede it about as well as one can expect from a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you acted shocked. you should not hascve been shocked, you should have expected that exacvtly ewhat happened would happen, so if you were shocked it implies you are an idiopt and this doesw not surpriose me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you talk about that like it's normal. if a girl asked me for money to fix her car and the relationship was younger than 6 months I would break up with her on the spot because I am not a lonely neckbearded virgin and I do not desire a relationship with a manipulative whore.

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

you said you werre in liove with him every single day for 6 months, he's damaged goods he's going to believe it, you're amazingly stiupid if you need me to explain this to you

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desolation

yol0
08-03-2014
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramens Lawyer

Are you still living in her house rent free and needing to be driven around in the said car?

no I;'ve never lived with her and I've has my own car since I was 18 in fact I bought a new one 2 months ago

Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page