this faggot bird keeps making mating call sounds at about 6am onwards every spring

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Originally Posted by Battery

I put a shot gun cartridge in my vagina because I wanted to shoot it out like those women do with ping pong balls... so I put it in and pushed but it just kind of slowly fell out of my vagina

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next time put a shotgun in there

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Originally Posted by maks

next time put a shotgun in there

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heh

You should terminate the offending bird via poisoning by soaking birdseed in a toxic chemical such as antifreeze and leaving it outside. Make sure to place the contaminated food in an elevated position only the intended target will be able to reach to limit collateral damage.
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>implying any bird would fall for that
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lol did someone say bird seed *swoops down and eats all ur bird seed* lmao...... oh no I think I've got a panic attack coming oh oh oh jeoh fuckmeHURLEY HURLEY HURLEY HUGGGGHHHFGFCUMGUHUUUURLEEEEEEYUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHFFFUCK :puke:
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