I'm 33, not 50Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
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I'm 33, not 50Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
you only got 30 years left before retirement lisa what are you going to do
10 more years before you will have trouble getting pregnant
marry the next guy that doesnt run for the hills lisa
that's gonna be hard to find :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
that's a hard 33 you're wearingQuote:
Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
lol @ tim
no I look young for my ageQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
yeah tell me about it, I give her 5 years until she's margaret thatcherQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
only if your age is mid 40'sQuote:
Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
noQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
people always assume I'm younger
lisa please make this your avatar. it's more honest than your hamster. hamsters are cute, whereas you look like someone who is rapidly turning into margaret thatcher.
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/COLDthatcherM.JPG
younger than who? bea arthur?Quote:
Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
all the 33yr olds i know don't have lines already creased into their foreheads. shit, my mom doesn't even even have that shit and she's well into her 50s
I don't have wrinklesQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
I've always looked younger than I am
in fact it's always annoyed me because I get socialised as a lot younger than I am
I look forward to getting grey hair
um noQuote:
Originally Posted by Cody
i've never banned lisa thanks for the compliments here
goodQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
and Flag Desolation doesn't want you
and I've got more chance with Desolation than you do Flag
and yes I'm jealous
and I'm the only woman who wants you
so suffer
i will not read this thread but i swear to god don't you ever talk about my sweet babby deso
Stop fucking around and make that ugly bitch leaveQuote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
I'll fight you for herQuote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
sry guys but desos mine :smug:
you sorely failed to capture my intellectual interest
how many "deso is a dude" posts will occur in this thread before lisa realizes deso is a dude
it has already been like 4 so my guess is infinite
I'm not a dude, I have a vagina and boobies and testicles the size of cantaloupes
err forget that last part
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...lationdude.jpg
always annoyed because you get interfered as a lot younger than you areQuote:
Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
:gush:
Based on your childish actions here I would believe it. But, you posted pics of yourself and you look at least 45+Quote:
Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
You need to seriously consider killing yourself.
qftQuote:
Originally Posted by ascii_genitals
is dr hundos escobar really a chick????? :mystery: :what:
Thrown back on my apartment queen size. Lisa and Stalker ripping at my soft Oakley Blur slim-fit vneck. There's scratches on my arms and my left shoulder is exposed. Pillage me, ladies.
:tarantino:
Goosebumps cover my body when i think of stalker curled up in my arms giggling, with her lips inches from my neck. Oh gosh some day~
we can wear matching pajamas and then make homemade face masks and then shower naked together as we giggle about posts on a nigger dick forum teehehehehehQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
these are the fantasies you divulge to make yourself hurriedly become my Chanel embellished princess.
they call you a dude because you have XY chromosomes...