Lmao you are so butthurt you can see my hand is touching the door knob, stay mad Peyronie's disease freak. I have the biggest dick here and I proved itQuote:
Originally Posted by rape dungeon
Lmao you are so butthurt you can see my hand is touching the door knob, stay mad Peyronie's disease freak. I have the biggest dick here and I proved itQuote:
Originally Posted by rape dungeon
Literally post a pic of your little bent dick or get the fuck out
It's not real this isn't happening his Penis can't be that big
LOL
Nice quad posts pencil dick
Lol show us your shame
Sorry I had to destroy your fantasies angry hobbit
We have a term for making claims without proving it, it's called bullshit
If you think you are packing heat feel free to post a picture in this thread, talk is cheap
setting up an imacro with forum dick pics
Why is rooty so riled up? Did i spoil his illusionary fun? Why did he pm me? Im not going to read it
dick duel for rep
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by rape dungeon
illusion? oh man you are cracking me up
my illusion is very fucking thick
did you cum shortly after getting hard for that pic
Perspective my dear watson
uhh i just compared my dick to a doorknob and its pretty close to the same size, no doubt rooty has a thick dick tho good job bro
Lisa said half of ot was hidden under his stomach
souns like lisa is just jelly hers isnt as big
Also cam do you think door knobs are a standard measurement of dicks? Its called a ruler
Not all door handles are the same
are door knobs bigger in austrlaia?
Idk. Measure his doorknob for me.
A standard unit of measurement is the same thing for each instrument
I will measure that knob. Because I am rootbeer's roommate in real life and that totally wasn't a joke at all.
Be gentle wuth it
You are loosing itQuote:
Originally Posted by rape dungeon
No I think jerking it without cumming makes it fatterQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
barry doesn't need or use a limp dick penis pump
with a dick that big, could you feel the cysts on lisas ovaries?
Ovaries are.... not in the vaginal canalQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
:tup:
I measured my dick near to my doorknob, it seems my glans and my length are bigger than him
wtf seriously rootbeer you are taller than me
Post a pic
Trust me, I already showed my 70% penis to anyone I've uploaded a video in https://vid.me/ but actually picture and video were deleted. I don't think I could repeat, better wait for some months
lol
But did you show your 100% penis?
Rooty I am in GR for my new job do you have somewherr for me to crash or do I need to drive back to caddy
lol at this guy