Let's just be honest.. you get off on the idea of a police state don't you?
You know who will be well off in a police state? Me mother fucker. Do you know who doesnt want to see a police state more than anybody? Me.
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Let's just be honest.. you get off on the idea of a police state don't you?
You know who will be well off in a police state? Me mother fucker. Do you know who doesnt want to see a police state more than anybody? Me.
The concept of a police state is retarded it's all shades of grey. Either you have a state in which case it is by necessity a police state or you don't.
Imagine a 'state' where some guy sitting in a booth 2 miles underground gives people brain hemmorhages from a satellite in orbit because he doesnt like the tshirt they were wearing that dayQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
Am I crazy??
I hope so because it's very amusing. Keep it up.
The police state is a real possibility and the only thing preventing it from happening is people keeping their fucking head straight
Lisa do you use tampons or pads
Tampons
But don't shoot me
Do they make a pop sound when you pull them out
NoQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
Feels pretty horrible to pull one out if it is still dry and not soaked yet, that is well it gives me a feeling like fingernails down a blackboard
That's like going in dry.
Jesus Christ. God save you lunatics.
I don't know, rub a dry tampon all over your nob and tell me how that feelsQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
Not erect though, like pull back the foreskin and then rub a dry tampon on your nob then we can discuss this in further detail
It's ok pluggy we'll give you the tampon when we're done.
LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
I need a wet tampon first for comparison. Mail me one in a ziplock bag.
What do you think I am? Cag?
Hey now I didn't ask you to write with it.
Youre telling me millions of dollars spent on pussy research hasnt given females comfortable tampons yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
There's this new brand of tampons White Knight that are supposed to be long lasting you just have to give them attention once in a blue moon and they'll soak up whatever you throw at them.
Once it's in there it's fine, you don't even feel it but pulling one out when it's dry gives me the heebeegeebees
What about TSS and what kind of "attention" are you supposed to give them?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
You know just talk to them. Or talk to other tampons. Both work.
All the tampons are afraid to talk because someone threatened them with a gun
Pads are better anyway. Only filthy haram westerners use tampons. Hymens should remain intact.
Guns lol
Ok well piss on a pad and wear it on your balls for 4 hours and tell me how good that is
PoopY
5 guests reading jesus
I think its time to tone it down buddy
That's more people in this thread alone than are in timmays forum lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
Why do Arabs/Muslims/m0ndes love hymens so much?
Shout out to the teen girls reading this. You know who you are. And so do I ;)
do you need a "why?"?
Why?
I thought there was going to be a punchline
Lets use some Jungian-Freudian psychology to answer this.. the hymen is a sign of virginity and therefore a sign of cleanliness and fertilityQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
No I'm really curious as to why Muslims love hymens