New Year Resolutions ITT

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Originally Posted by maks

yes it is, boobz is my friend. the way you treat him is despicable and I'm not going to tolerate it.

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I can guarantee you that he and i are closer friends than y'all ever were... but i still doubt what you say, but whatever.

wrong i am the real closest friend with boobz and no one knows him better than i do

my goal this year is to stop teaching and go dive off shore with the dolphins and stuff and destroy their home for like 80k a year + benefits

gonna j/o to the thought of garfield covered in hot crude

ocean diving for off shore oil compnays is dangerous good luck

deso i like your avatar and really apprieiate it

she's a communist bitch subverter.

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Originally Posted by Ramen

I can guarantee you that he and i are closer friends than y'all ever were... but i still doubt what you say, but whatever.

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of course, and that's why you're constantly shitting on him and trying to embarrass him

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Originally Posted by maks

of course, and that's why you're constantly shitting on him and trying to embarrass him

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ramen must consider me a close friend too

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

ramen must consider me a close friend too

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we need to work together to convince her that she's an awful person and the world would be better off without her, kind of like it's a wonderful life but with a happier ending

im sure she knows, maybe just subconsciously but she's known for a long time

no, if she knew how terrible she is she would have killed herself I'm confident of that

i just hope the chlamydia left her sterile

i also resolve to eat more clams, especially on wednesdays when they are $5 a bowl/dozen

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

i also resolve to eat more clams

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double entendre?

if the other clam is deso's, then yes.

careful with that shit, ruby's sister is the jealous type

i am willing to scratch eyes out over that clam

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

i also resolve to eat more clams, especially on wednesdays when they are $5 a bowl/dozen

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i have a slimmy clam for you.

I dunno man I've seen braveheart

maybe she'll moon you that would be fun

did they eat clams in braveheart? i had an ex that was obsessed with the movie and only fastforwarded to the fight scenes so essentially all i saw were fight scenes and possibly one very tame, ultra-softcore sex scene

I don't remember any clams but I remember 800 scottish guys in kilts bending over and spreading their ass cheeks at the english archers and I must say I'd probably rather see ruby's sister do that

yeah but the girls dont wear kilts. i think i love scotland, the whole gender swap roleplay is refreshing

I asked ruby if he owns one and he doesn't but his dad has one he wears to weddings which makes total sense because weddings are the single gayest event a man will ever be forced to attend

aside from an all male orgy of course, but he wouldn't be wearing his fancy dress kilt to that it would get stained

idk man axl rose wore some of the gayest shit possible. he wore a kilt in the live and let die vid and he wore white bicycle shorts on tour and omg if i even had my menstrual cycle at 8 years old i wouldve let him impregnate me

http://www.kiltmen.com/jonathandavis1.jpg

plug drugs favorite band

is that the guy from tool

I'm not knocking kilts, I like it. In America a guy wears a suit and pretends to still be a man when his wife or girlfriend drags him to her cousin's wedding, in Scotland they wear the kilt to show symbolically that they accept they're no longer wearing the pants in the relationship and they're cool with it

when i used to wait tables, id pull my dick out of my pants and let it hang behind my apron so when i took peoples orders my dick would rest on their table

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Originally Posted by maks

I'm not knocking kilts, I like it. In America a guy wears a suit and pretends to still be a man when his wife or girlfriend drags him to her cousin's wedding, in Scotland they wear the kilt to show symbolically that they accept they're no longer wearing the pants in the relationship and they're cool with it

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i like your take on that.

i got a big rise out of the occasion

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

i like your take on that.

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yeah that was pretty clever

we had a family christmas thing today and I told my cousin I wasn't going to go to his wedding and he was pretty upset but he should have noticed I didn't go to the last 3 cousin weddings and there's a good reason for that it's because weddings are fucking stupid

were they all cash bar. i can understand that

idc if they're free for $15 I can get a bottle and get just as drunk and not have to go to a wedding to do it

ive almost always banged one of the brides maids

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

deso i like your avatar and really apprieiate it

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Thanks fam, loving that Olivia Wilde rocking her Jayhawk pride

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

if the other clam is deso's, then yes.

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Originally Posted by maks

careful with that shit, ruby's sister is the jealous type

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i can be shared

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