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my system of giving a girl unhealthy amounts of alcohol and feeling her up after she passes out has been working for me for 15 or 16 years why things change nowQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
i love it when you talk rapeyQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i also pee in bottles sometimes when there are people here and i dont want to get dressed when i wake up while sleeping
yeah most of mine involve pee, can you guess what the third one is?
I was at the liquor store the other day and this dorky kid in a megadeth t-shirt who I guess worked there was trying to chat up this chick customer, she's like 19 and he's asking if she's been to ozzfest and if she knows that ozzy is the prince of darkness and he was the second prince of darkness and he asked her if she knew what 'no more tears' was about and when she said no he happily informed her that it's about a serial killer who just finished off his latest victim and went into an analysis of the lyrics to support his assessment. she predictably got right the fuck out of there, because there's nothing better to bring up when you're trying to get a date than FUCKING SERIAL KILLERS YOU STUPID BASTARD yes that will make her feel comfortable around you great job asshole
did you ever piss on dr hundos?Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
do you drink your own pee or just enjoy peeing on girls
i fucked a pizza dough ball one time then used it to make a supreme pizza for the buffet at a pizza chain i worked at when i was 16
speaking of peeing on girls i watched r. kelly's trapped in the closet for like 6 hours the other night god those drugs mustve been good
#noregrets @yolo
when i was a little kid i had a Beauty an the Beast Bell plastic puppet toy thing and it was basically shaped like a cup and i peed in it one time I took a bath and then drank it and it was gross. I guess from a certain point of view you could say i peed on a girl and then drank my pee. i have a feeling i would take great pleasure in pissing all over a girls tits
whats a jack venookkker
did anyone else j/o to thisQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
one time I really had to pee but this girl wanted to give me a bj right then and I didn't want to leave and have her change her mind so I let her and I accidentally let a squirt of piss go in her face she was like did you just piss on me you fucker and I was like no that was precum you cant piss with a boner there is a valve in my dick
one time my friend pissed off a balcony and didn't look down first and I heard some guy yell out CHING CHAAAAAANG and I went over and looked down and he'd pissed right on some 40 year old chinaman's head he ran up the stairs and chased us down the block and up into a parking garage screaming chingchongs at us the whole time
was he hot?
he looked like the guy in the hat at 6 minutes
why do people freak out so much about being filmed? id just pull my dick out
give everyone what they want to see
i killed a scorpion
wrote at least 20 lines of text for this thread then deleted them all was like wtf is wrong with me. sorry
um excuse me I didn't say you could take a picture of me this is america ok
blown T-valve, you're gonna have to overhaul or replace the whole thingQuote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
also funniest post ive read today and there's been some really :goodone:s
i refuse to be filmed without a photo release and royalty agreement
wow, the girl in that must be living in a crackhouse. 10 bucsk for a "party"? she is kinda cute for a negro but probably riddled with STDs and maybe even HIV from probably doing hard drugsQuote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
I masturbate exclusively while staring into a mirror...... I NEVER break eye contact and when I finish I high five my mirror self, then post mean things on the internet
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps6500f4d5.jpg
dcent is trying to fit in for troll squad signuratesQuote:
Originally Posted by dcent
really?
100% 4wheeler.Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps6500f4d5.jpg
when I was a pizza guy if I could tell somebody was black by their voice or name I would take their order last :hankler: also if they lived in a locked building I would call them 10 minutes ahead of time and say I was 2 minutes away