not scared of shit I probably should be scared of I almost got sent to prison 20 minutes ago I was speeding and kind of drunk and had an open container in the cup holder and an illegal weapon under the seat and I'm sure there are baggies with weed or coke residue somewhere in the car because my sorority skank sister drove it for a week and I saw a cop on my ass so I turned a corner real quick and parked and he pulled up next to me and got all shitty like slow down I could give you a 120 dollar ticket and I laughed at him and he went all :dinorage: like motherfucker quit laughing I can still pull you over I was about to call him a fag and tell him to s my d but I just got out and pretended I was going somewhere and was like ok whatever
