*Pops your scraggly used up crack whore ass in the wheely bin and wheels you out*Quote:
Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
They'll pick you up Tuesday.
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*Pops your scraggly used up crack whore ass in the wheely bin and wheels you out*Quote:
Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
They'll pick you up Tuesday.
I dont know why you insist on edating human garbage like donny. I think u might hate yourself :(
Oh it takes something special to deal with me, and i think donny is so washed out on pills that he doesnt know any better tee hee
Well he's not.
He's taken the time to get to know me really well, that includes my insane times and my going off and angry and my depression times and crying and not being able to do anything and he always listens and cares if I need him to, if I have a problem with something he's doing he actually takes it in board and stops it, he is very attentive to what I want and need. He is willing to work his ass off to get to where he needs to be and has been doing so. He makes me laugh, he loves me and makes me feel loved, he knows how to get me off and is competent sexually. He's always been nice, kind and good to me, I would have been dead, insane or catatonic if it wasn't for him through the whole Jazz dying..... I could go on but already that's better than most but clarissa I HAVE been around and I've looked around and so many people are just god damn piece of shit assholes and I've got a sweetheart in Donny and he's not rich but he does get up every week day and go to work to save for comming here and applys for and gets better jobs like he just did, and he is having to work hard for this and is doing so. He had to work his ass off to turn his shit around because he was a sweety and all but there was no chance in hell for him with me before he turned his shit around and he really has turned his shit around 180 clarissa and given himself better options (a page that would not hurt YOU to take from his book cag) good people come from all walks of life cag, so do piece of shit scum bags, Donny is a good guy. Also don't hold your breath waiting to see a meltdown from him, I've put him through the wringer and he is mature, cool and not spastic about relationships. He's never going to go psycho or turn into a piece of shit retard, if it ends it will probably be amicable and he will be cool.
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Originally Posted by lnopia the great
No to everything cat avatar guy
gordon
Dp you better be on that flight tonight. Lisa's junky boyfriend has got to go.
LmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
the post is prob pretty sad, but you reading it is even sadder cag
Thats why you need to fly to Australia immediately.
Time for you to give lisa that protein shot shes always dreamed of
This kind of trolling doesnt help when yhe target is o goddamn unselfaware she doesnt even realize trolling when she ees it goddamn lisa fucking sucks autistic idiotQuote:
Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
Lisa now thinks she is keeping this forum alive because we talk about her a lot but while that may be true in the short term in the long term her presence has driven away good posters like barrypothwad and garfiekd and attracted shitty new ones like marco
And dont anyone forget lisa screwed rootbeer in every sense of the word and rootbeer is my f-friend
the junky and the bogan, a tale of true love!Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
Lisa forum posting checklist
1 be huge narcissit - CHECK
2 be dumb bitch who thinks shes smart when really shes just mentally ill - CHECK
3 have shitty unfunny meme avatars uniroincally and nonsensical pics of cartoons and shitty african rappers and pics of those signs that quirky (read annoying) people decorate there house with - CHECK
4 seduce guys somehow with brown vagina and stunted speech -CHECK
i wish you were not in my forum honestly hyour dad dodged a bullet thereQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
well I'm done pooping please contemplate my words lisa and get the fuck out bye
yeah her avatar is pretty bad i guess
I can't believe the nicest guy on the forum and one of lisa's make believe friends dislikes her :(
Donny is a super beta bitch
Compared to who? You?Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
Um no, you retarded nobody sheeple shit poster
Lisda please make a list of your supposed friends on this forum
All lisa posts are basically "no u"Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
cag told me she liked uncut dicks now shes flipflopped who are you hillary clinton? lm,aaaooo
thanks for acknowleding my ownage :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
Uncut dicks are pretty gross
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Originally Posted by Camoron
If you're really worried recite this prayer for a while and tomorrow learn the LBRP (Lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram) and do that for a while.
"Hear me, and make all Spirits subject unto Me; so that every Spirit of the Firmament and of the Ether: upon the Earth and under the Earth, on dry land and in the water; of Whirling Air, and of rushing Fire, and every Spell and Scourge of God may be obedient unto Me."