My shitty phones browsing software is immune to your bullshit

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now if you'll excuse me I'm about to go drive to my uncle's to help him out becasue that's another thing I do constatly is help my friends and family another good thing I do while you're sittin high and mighty in that house you don't pay for doing the exact same thing everyone made fun of me for doing all these years - nothing, lulz

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Have a nice winter in your cramped van, stevie

Im living with my boyfriend, whom I wait on hand and foot. You lived with your mother. Huge difference.

Cat avatar guy why can't you or lisa keep friends? :scared:

stevie stopped being my friend because i won't give him any of jon's money :(

stop being emo steffies, you have to find a job

yeah stop being emo

I've begged marco to give him a job making drums or redesigning his 1997 website, but he just ignores me

would you really want stevie working for you

If he was keeping you imprisoned in my basement and abusing you I would

give him a job, jazzy joshua.

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you people are driving me nuts it's such a simple solution it's such an easy quick download all you gtta do is go into settings and set it to dark mode and you're all set boom rubynet timnet and fjsnet all lined up in a row ready to go desktop mobile or otherwise super fast super easy I hope you all die in the worst way

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he's right, use tapatlk, it's so much more convenient on the phone. and even better, pay for it :rofl:

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If he was keeping you imprisoned in my basement and abusing you I would

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go a week without taking money or free food from a male and see if you eat once is all I'm sayin, because I"m very hurt by all of this

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You go a few months without sucking the money dick of social services you fucking retarded slob

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give him a job, jazzy joshua.

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I don't deal with phonies irl

make another pun and your fucking dead

you go a few months without sucking a real dick see what happens

for what its worth alex honnold has lived out of a van nearly his whole adult life and hes pretty succesful

I like how these people think I want to just sit around until I die like them like I don't wanan be in a different state and/or country literally every day, god damn if anybody needs a house it's somebody who won't be in the same contitent of that house 99.99999999% of forever

it's tough having a dream when everyone is so happy living a nightmare nobody can understand that I find their lives intensely depressing

Steveyos is jealous of everyone who post here

hell yeah I am that's why I went from doing what you're all doing now to not doing what you're all doing now holy shit I wish I was sitting at a computer 24/7 now that is truly not life wasted how stupid am I for not wanting to do that, fuck I'm jealous also very jealous of all your amazing computers mine just has a stupid titan :(

I'm jealous that I can get whatever I want whenever I want and never worked a day in my life or sucked a dick I'm very jealous I'm torn apart by not being able to sit at a computer 24/7 and waste away the one chance I got to actually exist, ughhhhh so jealous >.<

I'm jealous that you all overpay for phones including plug drugs who pays more than I do and doesn't even have a smartphone lol I"m jealous elz stated his own business he's the ceo of mexico and even with all that fame and fortune not a single female wnats anything to do with him I'm jealous that dp has a lake even though I'm 10 minutes from the ocena at all times I'm jealous uhhhhhh who else wants to get roasted I'm jealous of monde for who the fuck knows lol he just projects his shit is sad idk how to even like make a play on it it's just sad anyway the point is at least I can hear

the only person I"m jealous of is jon

and me ofc

I don't pay for a phone at all, work provides me a flip phone so I can answer emergency calls and I carry a deactivated droid 3 which I use on the free wifi which is every single place I ever go, why would I pay for cell service that's stupid

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yeah I pay 20 on the dot a month for unlimited data which lets me use any of my 15 devices including my chromebook as a phone boy it sucks being able to use any phone I want for 20 dollars to the penny no tax 20 bucks, a month, boy it sucks

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boy I"m stupid!!!!!!!!! I had to pay ZERO DOLLARS to switch phones, and I can only do it whenever I want!!! I can also use the phone I switched from!! ugh me stupid!!!! 20.00 on the dot, cause I"m a fat fucking idiot!

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Q. stevey, how many turgas does it take tpo do a podcast?
A. more than you have, a[pparently

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when stevey calls everyones lives nightmares he's talking about houses and offices ^_^

I'm jealous of lnopia being so far in the background that I don't know a god damn thing about him and I'm jealous that marks is unable to use tapatalk without having to travel some where

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the only person I"m jealous of is jon

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Because of cag, correct?

AKA Clarissa Holz

yes all I've ever wanted was an insane unnattractive female that doesn't have a job

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yes all I've ever wanted was an insane unnattractive female that doesn't have a job

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sadly, only ugly women want men with money unlike you

Stevey, who doesnt have a job, doesn't want a woman who doesnt have a job :rofl:

you're right elz, only ugly women want men with money, all the girls that have wanted me have been p damn good looking but they didn't have a good enough job

also note I"m not just trying to get a job I"m trying to run the world meanwhile cag would rather die than work, boy is she sure setting me ablaze with anger right now

jon's high horse

thats why all the babes are lining up to be with you in your van lmao

lol, raging the fuck out. calm down stevey. you're going to run the world one day. we all know that. we're all jealous you're living the dream of podcast supremacy