ANYWAYS.... whats crackalackin on your side of the world babe?
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ANYWAYS.... whats crackalackin on your side of the world babe?
you just waking up for a bowl of mashys and a quick wank before work?
claculate how easily you could get out of your grandma's rumpus room if this was your checking account and copy paste a wikipedia article about it
http://i.imgur.com/IJoWIod.png
ive also read most of nietzsche's works when i was like 17-18 except for the will to power and never finished birth of tragedy or the gay science
i'm a little rusty on him but i certainly know more than reading a few wikipedia articles
That's ok, since dp left you are by far the alpha male, also hottest male poster .... next to me of course because I'm pretty damn alpha and a hot male even without a penisQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
I'm collecting volumes of the mind; you're collecting douchebrag-rightsQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I'm sucking lollipops and hanging out with Donny on cam and watching tv and posting all at the same time. I'm alpha like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
How is your ass feeling?
im an IT guy and i [used to] make like 200 dollars an hour blahabgbalbalabrg
its ok surgery date is probably feb 2, in house for 6 weeks then rehab for 4 more then home hopefully
You're a manchild who reads up on pseudo intellectual bullshit because you need to pretend you're not the very bottom of society's barrel to keep the depression from killing youQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
why learn an actual skill or make any sort of positive change that would enhance my life or the lives of those around me when it's so much easier to brag that I know who tycho brahe is on the internet
Oh good. I'm glad they can operate, I sincerely and really really hope it goes well and you recover well. I mean you're young and hot and stuff, if anyone is going to be in those odds of surviving it it HAS to be you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
If reading up on calculus and theoretical physics isn't good enough to be reading I don't know what is :shrug: you make it sound like i'm jerking off to Ted talks
RIP garfield
so how's the job hunt going, are the calculus and theoretical physics factories hiring?Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
you're worse than someone who went to college for an insane subject like women's studies or history of french poetry, at least they have a degree in something, you're just a hobbiest with the stupidest hobby ever
whatever understanding of calculus you believe you have is about as useful to you as the star wars blog admin who knows darth vader's birthdate
fair enough
welp you've wasted your life, you know what that means, time to OD, and get it right this time
I just told you I know differentiation and integration; I also know implicit differentiation and a little multivariable differentiation/integrationQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Calculus doesn't really have too many practical applications for your average person but it does help a person have a broader understanding of mathematics in general. If you don't want to let that part of your brain get dusty and full of farts
Are you wanting me to write out sample problems or something? You're just going to accuse me of copy pasting - I can't beat you, you're like cancer, you'll just keep coming back with more asinine responses
wow guys can we leave cancer out of thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
Here.. pretty basic calculus problem. If you want to find the slope of the tangent line at a point on the curve y=x^2, we can pretend the tangent line touches two points on the curve an infinitesimal distance apart.
Slope = Rise / Run
the 'run' is infinitesimal, which we will represent with the variable 'h'
Rise = (x+h)^2 - x^2
x^2 + h^2 + 2xh + -x^2
h
simplify this to 2x+h or just 2x, which is the derivative of y=x^2, giving us the slope of the tangent line at any given point on the curve y=x^2
the most advanced mathematics the average person ever uses is balancing a checkbook and you don't even do that. the only thing you use calculus for is is bragging on the internet that you know calculus. you prove it again and again every single time this comes up, and it's never ever going to impress anyone because it's not impressive, it's depressingly pathetic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
Even something as simple as that is probably over your head though :smug:
You'd probably just memorize (n)x^n-1 as a trick for finding a derivative, and get mad at your teacher for explaining why that actually works
frankly I find it repulsive that you try to sell your trite smug self aggrandizing bullshit as a "love of learning"
wow huge f*cking nerds in this threadlmao
damn straightQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
if you put that energy into learning vb you could be making shitty phone games and making $40 a week on ad views
Nerds are actually intelligent, so not really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield