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serious question could you please drop dead or move to saudi arabia, like, tomorrow, or sooner if possible
if so that would be great
jon is what happens when the nerdy guy in your chemistry class finally snaps and starts unironically reading infowars and theredpill and regurgitating it all over the internet. I pray to lord jesus that president hillary brings back janet reno and she goes all ruby ridge on his ass.
broke up with the horse movie girl, but i kind of regretted it for a little bit after because she was pretty cute.
Rice and beans are super fuckin good i eat it practicaly every day now, and might cut out my breakfast eggs for a bunch of bananas and oatmeal
Have a new girl now but honestly if she doesn't start talking dirty shit to me i might move on
Get her to post here
you must fart a lot lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
Silas is not mentioned again in the historical narrative of Pauls travels.Quote:
Originally Posted by donny
not really anymore then usual
are you sure you're not gayQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
probably AI can take care of governement systemQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
in 5-7 years id bet at least 50% of athletes cut a significant amount of meat from their diets
im not an athlete but i plan to live til 100 so my taste buds need to make sacrifices
you're inteligent
Drank half a bottle of crown and ate a pint of blue bell ice cream last night... Guess you could say things are going great
Like a thunderous storm of hail.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheElJoe
My little white moulse Persey died in me hand a few weeks ago. It wrecked me up good. We had her put down and we weren't allowed to see what they did to her behind an opaque door. They claimed it was a liability issue due to them using the knock out gas. When the vet brought her back into the waiting room she was unconscious and me and my boyfriend both held her in our hands as we cried. But right now I'm playing Rise of the Tomb Raider.
You could've just drowned it in a bucket of water like the cat avatar guy did to her mouse
Why would they bring the dead corpse back out anyway
Think how Jesus disciples must have felt when they could not cure a boy who was possessed by a demon.Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz
get the fuck out of texas, loserQuote:
Originally Posted by TheElJoe
also please send dutch chocolate bluebell ice cream, i am starving to fucking death.
Mouse murderers itt
fucking lmao.Quote:
Originally Posted by PISS JUGS
you think you're starving to death
jon doesn't let me eat delicious fruits and sugary foods anymore since he caught me smoking. i'm wasting away. can you send me 14 dollars so I can buy a pizza for myself?
He doesn't want you having sex with an attractive man either, so that's why he married you
...... ok?
he also doesn't wanna have sex with an attractive girl
alrighty lmao
stevey, send me some money so i can buy the the enhanced version of divinity original sin on steam, please. it'll be like youre paying me back. thanks man. you said you'd pay me back as soon as you can. :tup:
i really want a pizza and stevie owes me
I owe you facial reconstructive surgery
stevey, honestly. you owe me. (well you owe a lot of people) but it's time to buy me that. send the money to my paypal, buddy
>tfw the lizard is only in the 60's and not hte 90's
just paypal me the 14 bucks so i can buy a pizza please.
pretty sure i need it more than you anyway, since i married a gestapo
send me your underwear and ruby will be happy to pay
pretty sure i need it more than you anyway, since i am a virgin
ruby won't give me money because im not his friend and i have a vagina.
you however need to send me 14 dollars so i can buy cigarettes, beer, pizza, some sustenance because im dying over here/.
hey buddyQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde