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bobble
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i use dry paper towels from dispensers, dum-dum, and more than one
and sometimes i even use those paper toilet seat covers if im particularly squeamish, but it's pretty hard to get an infection from sitting on a toilet
yeah "dry" paper towels in public bathrooms contain traces of shit particles and bacteria of all kinds
you know bob
seeing as it is impossible to completely avoid traces of poo
you should give in and just suck a turd.... you know you want to
lets just agree to disagree unless of course you're brave enough to get into a detailed debate with me about microbiology
my father is a microbiologist idiotQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
shoot
I know more about it than you guarunteed
that's even written on my birth certificate
did you know that they have to allow for a tiny amount of fecal matter to be present in food, even packaged food bob
also allow for a certain ammount of insect legs and dust, dead human skin cells etc....
so basically you eat shit everyday whether you realise it or not
challenge accepted, i hope you brought your dad.
microbes need a suitable medium to travel through, i.e. water
if they can't move then they can't breed, they can't survive long at all, they can't pass through solids even as porous as paper is, because paper is much thicker than the width of microbes, excluding certain specialized amoebas
paper towel protect THAT one sunshine
WRONGQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
you are completely incorrect
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&tbo=...w=1280&bih=870
yes and it's fucking gross, but it's not dangerousQuote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
even pneumonic microbes require moisture, why do you think they send people with lung infections to arid climatesQuote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
I have a weird problem that only just started happening. When I shower I slap myself across the face. It started because I like the sound of the water when my hand hits my face. I used to do it once or twice then stop but that was months ago.
Now is a different story. Even before I'm in the shower I'm slapping my face from excitement, then once I'm in I don't stop. Sometimes I even forget to wash, I just spend the whole time in there slapping myself stupid. It's to the point that not only is my face red raw by the end, I've actually left marks on my face and broken blood vessels.
I know it's very fucked up by I need some kind of strategy to stop this, at the moment it's practically a reflex action that I can't control.
see link dipshitQuote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
and microbes only need the tiniest amount of moisture
less than is found in "dry" paper towel
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&tbo=...w=1280&bih=870
you are wrong
suck it up big boy
Classic conditioningQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
and I'd like to take a shower with you
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Scott and other experts note that the study did not find paper towels caused anyone to get sick.
A "bacterial count" depends on the chemical indicators of bacterial traces.
Now, if they had been able to culture bacteria from dry, unused paper towels, then this story would be of some significance.
your public rest rooms hand towels are full of Bacillus
http://www.mamapop.com/2012/01/the-p...nds-dirty.html
and so is your poo
brb, gonna smoke n gloat
maybe you should just wash your hands with poo bob
they have been able to dipshitQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
that is how they can identify the kinds of bacteria carried in it
back
I hope you've cleaned yourself up with a nice smearing of Bacillus
from nih.gov
ok fine so bacillus from paper towels can grow in a favorable environment. that still has no implications for me as my hands are not made of agarQuote:
CONCLUSION:
This pilot study demonstrated that a large community of culturable bacteria, including toxin producers, can be isolated from unused paper towels
and that bacteria is transferrable to your skin einstein, also particles of pulp from the "dry" paper towel dusts off when used and you even inhale itQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
geez
I'm going to make myself a cup of chai tea, henna my hair and watch The Three Stooges
all the same it's still fucking gross so i think i'm gonna stop using paper towels after washing my hands and start carrying clorox wipes to turn off the faucet and exit the bathroom door
*facepalm*
no you are better letting your immune system deal with it
i don't make a habit of huffing paper towels, lisaQuote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
and the bacteria is in the form of spores, thats why they haven't been able to demonstrate that they cause illness
think about babies
they put dirt, bugs and everything into their mouth
and poo doesn't always stay neatly contained in a nappy
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
wrong
the bacteria cause many illnesses, food poisoning, blood poisoning... all kinds of illnesses
but you'd have to have a pretty weak immune system
you can get a pretty weak immune system from trying to sterilise everything you come into contact with
and fwiw, the spores present are linked to the dirty ass manufacturing equipment, rather than simply being placed in bathrooms
and at the end of the day there are a couple of guaruntees in life
what is it they say?
Ilness, death and taxes.
nopeQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
stop pulling shit out of your ass to try and contest facts
you admitted yourself that germs are everywhere, food, air etc. thats enough to stimulate the immune systemQuote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
and using that as a reason to abandon caution and maximize germ contact with reckless abandon is a fallacy
i got that from the article you linked to me without obviously reading all the way through.Quote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
contact with paper towels is an insignificant risk compared to say, direct contact with fuacet handles or toilet seats. or, god forbid, direct contact with your vagina
as I stated earlier they are present EVERYWHEREQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
and you think the public bathroom where it sits is more sterile than the manufacturers floor?
actually public restrooms make my cesspit of a vag seem sterile by comparissonQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
I know for sure my vag has been tested more than any paper towel you smear all over yourself