I took the adderal like 6 hours ago so it's probably worked it's way out of me for the most part but I'm not even close to tired and the valium usually knocks my ass right out pain or no painQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
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I took the adderal like 6 hours ago so it's probably worked it's way out of me for the most part but I'm not even close to tired and the valium usually knocks my ass right out pain or no painQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
yeah if you want to conk out then i'd day take the valium with the perco
already took the percoset, waiting to see if it knocks out the pain before I waste another pill.
this should be stickied
to highlight how retarded maks is
he said he has gall stones, but all these illiterates are mixing it up with kidney stones
:/
If they had them they'd know the difference, kidney stones are way worse and I wouldn't be in here joking about it I'd be doubled over in pain eating every percoset advil and tylenol I could get my hands onQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
never had either, but i know that they're not pleasant. hope you feel better.
I do, thanks. I've been getting gall stones since I was like 22, probably from the obscene amount of coffee I drink every single day. They bothered me a lot more back when I didn't know what they were and I've resigned myself to the fact that my gall bladder probably won't make it past my 45th birthday
I gulp at least two whole pots of coffee a day. Dark times ahead..
I cut down on soda but there's no fucking way I'm cutting down on coffee it just isn't going to happen
I quit soda completely at least four or five months ago. It was harder to give up than weed or cocaine combined.
It was easy for me, I prefer apple cider or cranberry juice anyway
maks is fat
i like cranberry juice and grapefruit juice
idk why i prefer bitter stuff like that
how much coffee do you drink
Lisa's life doesn't matter.
i only drank coffee as a special treat before rehab, now i drink 2-3 cups a day every day
and i still drink lots of ginger ale which is basically soda
i hate coffee
i like my coffees how i like my men, black and sweet
Do you like black men? wow
it's a joke elz...
i know that feel. gall stones are hereditary in my family on the womens side. had my gall bladder removed in '03. they gave me a morphine drip while some bitch that had her appendix out across from me wailed and moaned, then they threatened to take it away from me because i "wasn't using it enough". hue. i didnt even wait to be discharged and walked out in my gown the very next day. laser surgery is quite something but the navel incision took some getting over. just get it out, you'll feel loads better.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
i worry...
sometimes i get my dick real cold so its small and i lean back in the shower and dribble a little pee out so it runs down my buttcrack and soothes my hemmroids like jelly fish stings
barrys boomerang dick does a number on my hole's main veins
don't worry, be happyQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
did you have to change your dietQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
no, the only thing my stomach can't handle is red peppers which kinda sucks but i can live without. if i eat the slightest sliver i get all bloated and have a stomachache which i;m sure an antacid would take care of but i'm not a fucking pharmacy i don't buy that shit
had a dejavu reading that post as i hit submit woah
fine by me I don't like red peppers anyway but I heard you can't eat greasy stuff and there's no way I'm giving up philly cheese steak or sausage patties pain be damnedQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
nah i'm good on that shit personally but i guess everyone can be different. the point is though, you'll have to have it removed at some point as it'll just fill up with more stones until it's just jam packed and you get to the point where you can't eat anything without having an attack where a stone lodges the stomach pipe and you're in constant pain. i was too far gone for the drugs that melt the stones down, my shit was in danger of the stones piercing my gall bladder and me ending up with septicemia
Glad I have no penis
they don't come out your urethra
yeah I heard if it gets really bad your gall bladder can burst, I'm sure it will eventually have to be removed but I'd like to wait until it's absolutely necessary before I have an organ chopped out I'm willing to deal with occasional pain to avoid potential drastic lifestyle changesQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
everyone on this forum apparently thinks the gall bladder and the kidneys are the same thingQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
you don't wanna wait that long, it's unbearable. i was carted off in an ambulance at one point, first time i got morphine intravenously and i offered my ride a blowjob AND a sandwich i felt so good. anyway it's not an organ you really need just like the appendix, just puts a little more pressure on the liver to make bile and mine's held up fineQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
everyone on this forum's a dumbassQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
at very least I'm going to wait until obamacare kicks in, if they're going to force me to buy health insurance then I am going to rape them for itQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
i thought you had health insurance. i'd be fucked without mine, lord knows they take enough out of my paycheck for it, i may as well use it.
I used to but the company I work for now is too small to provide it and frankly I'd rather they pay me more instead of buying me shit I don't really need