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03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

and you as uncle fester fatso

no, OB can shave its head and it will be uncle fester to a tee
you can be lurch, morticia is supposed to be sexy.
dp would be gomez and your kids would be wednesday and puggsley
03-31-2013
rubycalaber

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

what about you?

Don't you try to kill yourself sometimes?

I'm immune from suicide since to kill yourself you have to have a life to end first lmao
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

no, OB can shave its head and it will be uncle fester to a tee
you can be lurch, morticia is supposed to be sexy.
dp would be gomez and your kids would be wednesday and puggsley

No.

Fatso.
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

I'm immune from suicide since to kill yourself you have to have a life to end first lmao

touche
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

having make believe girlfriends doesn't change that bob

what am i supposed to do for you to believeeee meeee
make them post here?
03-31-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

no, OB can shave its head and it will be uncle fester to a tee
you can be lurch, morticia is supposed to be sexy.
dp would be gomez and your kids would be wednesday and puggsley

Isn't Lisa's pic beautiful?
03-31-2013
juji

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I saw some tits today in here

one of the nipples was bigger than my whole tit and the other one wasn't

lmao, i'm sure she have biggers than yours
03-31-2013
rubycalaber

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

what am i supposed to do for you to believeeee meeee
make them post here?

yes! we need more girls on the forum, pull a cody and get yo bitch in da game
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

Fatso.

mcbird legs
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Isn't Lisa's pic beautiful?

oh yes i'm about to convert to a necrophile over it
03-31-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

lmao, i'm sure she have biggers than yours

In all her 36 years of life she never properly developed due to raped pussy syndrome. :D
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

oh yes i'm about to convert to a necrophile over it

She actually looks quite sad in the picture. Can't you be a little more sensitive? ;)
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

i love when a woman makes fun of another for getting herself raped
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

She actually looks quite sad in the picture. Can't you be a little more sensitive? ;)

i'm waiting for her to pm me so i can convince her not to kill herself yet again
03-31-2013
sex with dead people

Good thing i keep avatards disabled
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Jesus loves you Lisa please do not kill yousrelf and sin against the Lord
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I'm looking at this forum thinking about how shit my life has become

Try alcohol and xanax together. That should make you feel less shitty.
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by juji

lmao, i'm sure she have biggers than yours

who doesn't?

YOU have bigger tits than me juji and I've wanted to see them but you won't show me because you say they are hairy

yours are suppossed to be hairy so show your tits already
03-31-2013
Desolation

I'll take some xanax with you Lisa
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Try alcohol and xanax together. That should make you feel less shitty.

all that did was calm me down a little
back when i coudln't accept life on life's terms it got to the point where i would take alcohol, xanax/ativan, morphine, phenobarbital, phenergan, DXM, and soma all at once

my breathing would usually stop but i know how to sit so that when i passed out my trachea would stay locked open and i could still respirate via gas diffusion
03-31-2013
rubycalaber

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

i love when a woman makes fun of another for getting herself raped

I love it when a woman rapes another :fap:
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by Desolation

I'll take some xanax with you Lisa

I'm meant to take Cymbalta

but I haven't taken it in weeks

I don't even have any or the money to get some more this week anyway
03-31-2013
juji

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

who doesn't?

YOU have bigger tits than me juji and I've wanted to see them but you won't show me because you say they are hairy

yours are suppossed to be hairy so show your tits already

basically my boobs are squares
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

all that did was calm me down a little
back when i coudln't accept life on life's terms it got to the point where i would take alcohol, xanax/ativan, morphine, phenobarbital, phenergan, DXM, and soma all at once

my breathing would usually stop but i know how to sit so that when i passed out my trachea would stay locked open and i could still respirate via gas diffusion

I've only taken it a few times, but's it's great with coke.
03-31-2013
rootbeer

dude, haha what
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

basically my boobs are squares

lol

please show
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by GulDucat

I've only taken it a few times, but's it's great with coke.

yeah that was another good use for it. the coke i usually got would make me all ringy
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

yeah that was another good use for it. the coke i usually got would make me all ringy

Last time I did coke this bitch practically dumped a pound of it into my nose and had me throwing up all over. Good times.
03-31-2013
rootbeer

weed is the best drug u can abuse the hell out of it with no consequence
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

weed is the best drug u can abuse the hell out of it with no consequence

I am in love with weed

weed is life for me
03-31-2013
juji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

lol

please show

http://innerjoejoe.files.wordpress.c...buckley-10.jpg
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

weed is the best drug u can abuse the hell out of it with no consequence

I just drink these days and heavily.
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

i've drank like a million club sodas wityh twists the past month
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Cody

i toke a few and drink a bottle of wine, thats my happy place

I drink all kinds of things. Red headed sluts, car bombs, scooby snacks, I can make all that shit. I love red wine more that anything.
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by juji

http://innerjoejoe.files.wordpress.c...buckley-10.jpg

no juji

your REAL tits
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

i miss my moscatos and icewines
i miss the hell outta my inniskillin
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

i miss my moscatos and icewines
i miss the hell outta my inniskillin

Moscatos are too sweet. I like full-bodied reds.
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

i figured i would miss makers mark most of all but even imagining the smell of whisky now makes my stomach pitch and heave
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Moscatos are too sweet. I like full-bodied reds.

there was no wine what was too sweet for me
03-31-2013
always stevey

Yeah I remember you drink whiskey and scotch. Next time you're in a bar, pound 5 godfathers.

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