i think i should write for vice or something
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i think i should write for vice or something
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The feeling of his ectoplasm oozing down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I awoke the next morning with my meat purse still salivating. I thought it was over but his flesh gordon had other ideas. I can't wait to suck the creamy load from his tallywacker. The mixture of sewer trout and man fat in my brown eye created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The slamming makes me spritz my vertical moisture all over his balony pony.”
now thats writing
2edgey4me
ban cat avatar guy(garfield)
“My throat was so full of huge penis and ectoplasm, the Da Vinci load was salivating down my chin and onto my droopies. The plowing makes me spit my spaff all over his blind butler. Inserting a cucumber into my ladytown got me pouring pussy batter faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his slut slayer made my spaff flow like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. The mixture of sewer trout and cock custard in my marmite motorway created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.”
ban the rep abuser
if she really had to stay overnight i'd lock the house down tightly and set her up in a pup tent in the back yard with all my leftover handwarmer packets i used to cheat urine tests and have no other use for
i've been with slutty girls before against my better judgment, but they had enough redeeming qualities. lisa has nothing i want
:hmm:
raw dog?
you would fuck lisa, your mom would walk in on you too doing it and pretend not to see,,, and nervously ask you , oh honey i uhhhh lunch is ready for you and your little friend, but u would moan out moooooooooooooommmmmmm by mistake and this would turn lisa on even more and they ugh there's thorw up all over my keyboard its making it hard to type
that makes two keyboards with thwro-up itt
:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I have not now nor have I EVER been an option for youQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
I don;t even like you and you are very unattractive to me.
You keep wishing I was a slut... yeah I'm some kind of slut that would never fuck anyone like you... does that make you feel better?
Idiot.
wowQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
that's some pretty lame kind of fantasies you have about me there
no bob acutally lives with his mom and dad, this is very fesaible
uh oh i smell trouble in paradise
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
just because i'm out of your league and you're trying to pull a reversal to save face doesn't mean you aren't a slut
you're a slut whether or not you really want to fuck me
☙ i don't fuck ugly because i like telling myself i only fucked hotties and knowing it's true
☙ i don't fuck the mentally disabled, because that's just cruel
☙ i don't fuck women with low standards in men, because that would hit my ego
☙ i don't fuck women who've let hundreds of guys cum in them because thats fucking disgusting and borderline gay
that's alot of strikes against you lisa, so you can take your thinly-veiled sexual frustrations elsewhere
i don;t have that font so it shows boxes i wwant to check some of them but not all
This is a pretty fucktard way of deluding yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
you have been rejected by me no less than 500 times
fat ugly retard loser
yet again imagining I fuck hundreds of guys
yet wouldn;t touch YOU with a 10 foot pole
they're floral heart bullets: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...de2766.svg.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
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lol, 500 times. sorry lisa... i'm just not interestedQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
get the fuck over it, someone like you should be highly experienced with rejection but then again, you live in australia
lisa whats your number, how many guys have ridden the lisa express to full penerationvilleQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
I don't know how manyQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I lost count in my early 20's
*heave*Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
*retch*
so guess, more than 300 less than 1000 round it off
get real fatsoQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
as IF
you are puke worthy and that's about all you're worthy for
less than 300Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
ok so between 200 and 250 would that be a good guess?
well she admitted to at least 10 gangbangs so that alone is like 100
oh, the ironyQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
2 different dudes every weekend plus occasional couple during the week lets say 2.3 average for ~15 years thats like 1794 + 100
I did?Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
When?
You sure it wasn't some fucking loser's fucktard fantasy he was posting rather than reality?
I think it would be less than 200Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
oh pleaseQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
irony is clearly not a level of wit that your tard ass can grasp
so between 150 and 200 just guess this is not let's make a deal i just want to know where i am headed here and how many have been there before