think we have successfully chased away all the girls,

i am listening to dashboard confessional right now and really feeling down about my life how bout you

Who better to have a line of Godiva chocolate while watching Mean Girls on TBS bender than Sublime Virus?

i'm listening to this


and trying to decide if i should make a freestyle dance playlist to bring over to my nerd girlfriend's house while we cuddle during the thunderstorms coming our way thursday nite

her sister and another girl lives there with her and her sister built a dance studio next to my gf's room, so if the beats too heavy for sex i wanna see if she can throw down the moves

how long have you known her/been dating her

i love bad bitches, that's my fuckin problem

bob just play some muchmusic dancemix95 and go to town

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how long have you known her/been dating her

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a week... we're already fooling around and exclusive
i know that's ridiculous but it just feels so right this time

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where is imagination_x when u really need her

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oh man I remember her do you have her pics saved for elz's fjs presents forum babe colander

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going to be an interesting internet triangle when monde starts talking to them online

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lol

idk making mixed tapes for someone you have been dating a week (as an adult) might be a little fast but who knows yall fuckin so maybe not

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yeah right like anyone who wasn't riddled with drug or alcohol addiction would ever post here :rolleyes:

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actually besides weed I'll be straight edge as soon as I'm in a little better shape, and weed isn't a drug it's like a fruit or vegetable it's just good for you man

look how mad stalker viruis is that nobody makes her mix tapes

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i am listening to dashboard confessional right now and really feeling down about my life how bout you

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if you're being serious tell me you're joking then at fjs please avoid the music section

actually besides weed I'll be straight edge as soon as I'm in a little better shape, and weed isn't a drug it's like a fruit or vegetable it's just good for you man

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look how mad stalker viruis is that nobody makes her mix tapes

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I would make one right now to get her listening to real music if she's seriulsy dashboard faggornal

i am looking out for my good friend bob hugs

well i was just going to make a list on my mp3 player and plug that into her sister's stereo
we haven't fucked yet, we were going to on our third date (!) at her place but her period started so she had to settle for s'ing my d

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actually besides weed I'll be straight edge as soon as I'm in a little better shape, and weed isn't a drug it's like a fruit or vegetable it's just good for you man

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if you're being serious tell me you're joking then at fjs please avoid the music section

track 1: money by pink floyd
track 2: one Bourbon one Scotch one Beer - George Thorogood

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i am looking out for my good friend bob hugs

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tell him to post at fjs

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Originally Posted by steveyos

tell him to post at fjs

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tell yourself to post at fjs

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if you're being serious tell me you're joking then at fjs please avoid the music section

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knock it off

we keep talking about how we've both made mistakes moving too quickly before but we know how to push each other's hot buttons & can't seem to resist making each other cave

bob hugs please do not scare this girl off okay and maybe get her to post here heeeeh ^_^

marry her, this week

i am acutally an ordained minster, i can perform the wedding for a nomnial fee

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tell yourself to post at fjs

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I'm dead serious I'm only posting here right now because I can't be funny and I don't want to fag up fjs with unfunny posts

I can't even read matt's posts I feel like lisa took his account

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bob hugs please do not scare this girl off okay and maybe get her to post here heeeeh ^_^

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i'm doing my best. i haven't had to try really, she's finding out all my little quirks and so far she thinks it's cute or funny. she's a big nerd though... she's a LARP'er and dresses up like an elf. i am not fucking kiddign.

needless to say i will not be telling her i'm immortal.
if she knew i posted at a place like this i imagine she would get scraed

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i'm doing my best. i haven't had to try really, she's finding out all my little quirks and so far she thinks it's cute or funny. she's a big nerd though... she's a LARP'er and dresses up like an elf. i am not fucking kiddign.

needless to say i will not be telling her i'm immortal.
if she knew i posted at a place like this i imagine she would get scraed

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oh god post a pic of her in her larp suit, blur out her face if you must

need to fap so fucking bad,,,

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marry her, this week

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she keeps making jokes about having me move in with her... at least i hope she's joking

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oh god post a pic of her in her larp suit, blur out her face if you must

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fuck no, go make fun of your own d&d girlfriend :mad:

oh man u gonna have a new roommate

she showed me her elf ears, they're metal and actually sorta hot

she sounds like she might be retarded

ashley will agree to post the bald man pic of her bf if you post your girlfriend in a legangd of zelda suit

I'm gonna pm matt right now and say mean things and you people don't even know the things I say in PM's I am the most brutal by far

this is like that episode of arrested development where hea in love with a retard and everyone knows it but him