have you ever eaten dandelions?

screwing sober is a foreign concept i can't even fathom

Me too but I'll have a chance to try it soon. I'm no expert on picking up signals but she practically spelled it out for me, we 100% will fuck tomorrow evening.

do you know where to put it

"wherever she'll let me" has served me well so far

please live blog your date,

eat weeds everyday 420

bob hughes this also applys to you and your fake husky larp gf

Except one night, after far too much wine, he suggested something that sounded very painful and could not possibly result in children

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please live blog your date,

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I'm excited fuck you I haven't given a shit about a girl in like 3 years this is like being 14 again

post durning it, if you get married your grandchildern can read the thread

Posts from the Road: marks' date edition

once this turns into a steady thing I won't be here all that often so be thankful for every thread I hijack and be prepared to step up your own posting because while my 800 posts a day may not be the best they do keep things moving

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once this turns into a steady thing I won't be here all that often so be thankful for every thread I hijack and be prepared to step up your own posting because while my 800 posts a day may not be the best they do keep things moving

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hopefully this also means the depletion of codey posts as he'll no longer have you to follow around with his tongue down the back of your trousers

cody has enought problems to deal with at brawll hall/meds to even worry about marks all that much anymore

mo' forums mo' dramas

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bob hughes this also applys to you and your fake husky larp gf

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we already have house dates, i'm going over again thurs night we're going to curl up on the couch and play twin peaks ep.s in the background while we fuck around

and she's offered to pay next time we go out for dinner

and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman. it wasn't always like that... last time i got tired of a g/f i used to wait for her to fall asleep then get on the computer and she finally got sick of it

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hopefully this also means the depletion of codey posts as he'll no longer have you to follow around with his tongue down the back of your trousers

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your absence hasn't made stompleb stop bringing his own flavor of mediocrity to the table

use your smart phone bob just sneak a few posts here and there ,

speaking of stomplebane this is a perfect SB thread

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your absence hasn't made stompleb stop bringing his own flavor of mediocrity to the table

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stomple doesn't try to go ramen all over my ass, he's his own person. there's a difference

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If you like spring mix

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maybe you should read the thread you are posting in you lush

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we already have house dates, i'm going over again thurs night we're going to curl up on the couch and play twin peaks ep.s in the background while we fuck around

and she's offered to pay next time we go out for dinner

and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman. it wasn't always like that... last time i got tired of a g/f i used to wait for her to fall asleep then get on the computer and she finally got sick of it

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stp trolling bob
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LVjNHtSyBM...pisode%2B2.jpg

just gonna be making out with my husky larp gf while we watch twin peak dvds i have been saving for a speical occisiaon

only the best fake posts from bob

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speaking of stomplebane this is a perfect SB thread

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such a thing does not exist

really dp
like i'm funny enough to just make up out of the blue a larping gf who dresses up like an elf

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stp trolling bob
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LVjNHtSyBM...pisode%2B2.jpg

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holy shit it's the midget from carnivale

i want all my garmonbozea

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stomple doesn't try to go ramen all over my ass, he's his own person. there's a difference

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that's what you consider a person?

wanna join the big boy fake posters , well i'll i have to ask doli he sort of runs the racket around here, but this whole make out sessions to twin peak dvds with your husky larpping gf is a good start

did i mention her bra size is EE
you haven't lived until you've motorboated an elf

i honestly belive lisa fake posted everything, the abortion, the getting fired for trying to fuck childern the rape ,the whole fucking thing

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i honestly belive lisa fake posted everything, the abortion, the getting fired for trying to fuck childern the rape ,the whole fucking thing

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i honestly do too, nobody's live could be that sad if it was they sure as hell wouldnt post about it
but if i actually thought that was her real life it would depress the shit outta me so i choose not to otherwise i'd never laugh about someone getting raped

i believe everything i read on the internet now here comes my date, he's a french model and i met him online BONJOUR

i only believe the shit here i want to believe

I can only laugh about lisa's rape because I know lisa, I know she deserved it and I hope it happens again.

well when people started talking to me asking me questions about my life after i statred posting i just clicked some radom facebook profile and have been that guy ever since, sure he knows, and guess what does not give a fuck, he's even got haylie lofton on his friends list as sort of a shout out to me,

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well when people started talking to me asking me questions about my life after i statred posting i just clicked some radom facebook profile and have been that guy ever since, sure he knows, and guess what does not give a fuck, he's even got haylie lofton on his friends list as sort of a shout out to me,

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i hope not
i've always loved the idea you're some ultra rich guy who posts at rubynet all day instead of gambling in monte carlo and driving ferraris

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and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman.

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who else are you gonna brag to about your endeavors?

all the lonely losers at NA