The average informercial

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Originally Posted by Dustin

yeah right noob

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gonna cry ffor me little noob?

cry over your gaming skills and how bad they are

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Originally Posted by Dustin

cry over your gaming skills and how bad they are

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1v1

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

http://i.imgur.com/aJBXXRA.gif

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Originally Posted by Cody

:goodone:

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress...jedimaster.jpg

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Originally Posted by mrs. hyde

I have to poop.

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Originally Posted by Cody

Discount toilet paper link for Angela Winkler

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Originally Posted by mrs. hyde

not stoopid will not click

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Originally Posted by Cody

whether you click it or not youre still fucking stupid

Angela Winlkler on Mylife

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Originally Posted by Camoron

staying home from work today to watch the kids dp?

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

at work all the time,

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

i love money, give me that cash

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Originally Posted by Camoron

no shit? i love money too

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

bout to go to lunch with the hot computer programing ladies, oh god othoere so sexyi hope i don't sexually harrase them

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

dp is 100% jew lmao u a bitch

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

Damn. Computer programeing, working IT, this is the shit,

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

just drove my madaz zxw99 sport car back from the classy lunch place i went to with a bunch of hot computer scienceints, got 2 blow jobs and did not even have to pick up the bill for our sandwhices

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Originally Posted by DrHundos

this image makes me feel really sad

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

slut.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Oi, Mrs. Hyde. Ever been hogged?

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Originally Posted by Cody

hahaha hoggin, great way to kill a saturday night at the mall

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I thought hoggin' was placing bets to see who can fuck the fattast bitch. My ex-boyfriend recounted tales of hoggin'.
He believed he had won the pot by bringing a fat monster home with him and while she gobbed his cock, he called up his
buddies and announced he had this fat bitch sucking his cock.

She starting whining like fat girls do and he demanded she get the fuck out of his place.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I think he told me she slashed his tires later which was a minor inconvenience because he had insurance.

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

you really know how to pick em, he sounds liek a really sweet guy

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

sigh

He was amazing.

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

why did he break up with you

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Moved back to Virginia. :'( He had many nice things.. I miss those things.

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Originally Posted by Cody

well where i live hogging and whaling are the same thing, you just get digits off fat chicks and then see how fast you can dis them and never call, one night i got over 20 numbers in 3 hours but that was at potomac mills mall its pretty big

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Originally Posted by Cody

wait what? i live in virginia dummy

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Well he lives in the rich part.

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cody why did you break up with her, it seems like she really loved you

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

he's a rich house painter,

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I wasn't sure who to ask, but where did all the sticky threads go?

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Originally Posted by Cody

what the fuck does that even mean?

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It means what it says, you backwards southerner. I'm currently writing a book which will surpass your country-bumpkin
comprehension.

It's about the end of world.. Destroyed by mad North Korean scientists in the year 2000 where everyone in America has a
big sex orgy and Jesus Christ appears 10 seconds before the bomb detonates.

Cody is the last human left alive...

Can you cody kiss somewhere else

Like a different forum

Except Cody begins to suffer from radiation sickness. His hair falls out and his skin falls off. He has crippling diarrhea

better than crippling autism

I don't understand the autism obsession. I guess I'm just not cool enough for such things.

What's your problem today guidocat?

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Originally Posted by sex with dead people

What's your problem today guidocat?

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Do I seem troubled on this fine day?

*thumbs up*

You just had a Lisa moment. lol

Seph says hi btw

Funny how you call DP a parrot when you're the one who practically repeats everything he says and does.
You're crushing on him harder than Lisa.

Perhaps you and Lisa could form a DP fanclub together.

Take that hillbilly rhetoric and shove it up your uncultured ass.

Uh oh, here comes the evil Dustin to make a scathing post at our expense. Brace yourself for the ownage.

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Originally Posted by Cody

i think shes on meth, pic related:
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1365633542779.jpg

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I think we should rape her irl

Cody bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig has been issued to Virginia Police Department

Conspiring to cause harm to an innocent female like me, you Southern piece of white trash. This is war!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE

when i copied and pasted the op from the top post at reddit at the time i thought stomple would at least post, but ugh he didn't i needed to ask him something

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Originally Posted by Cody

i bet you didnt know the banjo is actually yet another thing whiteys took over from niggers and make better

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What does that have to do with our war?