dear lisa

yeah but i'd be ashamed of myself. besides, it's nice to have shit to bitch about... there's really not much left that upsets me anymore

oh you just need to post here more that problem will be solved

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

{me writing a letter to plug drugs mom} Mrs. Plug Drugs, lol,
THis is Doli. You may know me by the many times ur son has screamed my name in anger bcause of how badly I burned him. Wel, I hate to say this, but hes dead. Yes thats right, yur beloved michael killed himself last night because a mentally challenged australian woman who lives on penguin island wouldnt text him back with the intricate e-handshake he'd created and made many references to Doing the Sex in. He passed away from Heroin into the Penis. Yes maam, he shot mexican rat posion into his penis, and it swoled up about 10x its normal size (so about 1 inch) and he died.

Im sorry for your lost.
- Chad.

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omg wait....lisa lives on freaking PENGUIN ISLAND? O_O

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Originally Posted by terror baby

omg wait....lisa lives on freaking PENGUIN ISLAND? O_O

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ya, thers an island in australia thats filled with penguins but that doesnt matter to lisa bcause she never goes outside and prefers to tiny chat with hot ytmnsfw barely groomed boys

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

ya, thers an island in australia thats filled with penguins but that doesnt matter to lisa bcause she never goes outside and prefers to tiny chat with hot ytmnsfw barely groomed boys

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yeah I know about penguin island...I watched a special on it on nat geo. I just cant..believe...she...lives..with..penguins....

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Originally Posted by Batty

oh you're SO next with your barely groomed beard, just you wait I'm going to go wet my hair and then fuck you right up Doli xoxo

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My pee pee just shriveled up inside of me and now Im a girl named Joshina

NEXT!