i am so fucking worthless

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Originally Posted by m0nde

the best thing about writing using the stream of conciousness method is that there is no such thing as doing it wrong you can come up with some great turns of phrase like "i only know this from reading" or "metaphor cat" and you'll be surprised because you'll not know how memorable these gems are until they're repeated several years later by goth gamers and fat pakis either to attack you or thrown out as a random "meme" (all ironically of course)

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too meta

2meta4me

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

ive got some big scars on my left arm from when i was 16 and would cut myself

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So.. did you cut yourself the other night?

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Originally Posted by m0nde

the best thing about writing using the stream of conciousness method is that there is no such thing as doing it wrong you can come up with some great turns of phrase like "i only know this from reading" or "metaphor cat" and you'll be surprised because you'll not know how memorable these gems are until they're repeated several years later by goth gamers and fat pakis either to attack you or thrown out as a random "meme" (all ironically of course)

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yea just say ironically throw in that bnusszz word and it will make your posts 500$ better

i want this post on page 2 too because.. I AM the CREAM

whether you enjoy something is all in your head; i could have wrote the entire works of Shakespeare, but as long as its coming out of my mouth no one cares. It's all an issue of power. People have perceived me as weak, simply because lying cunt-children spread lies about me and repeat them until other people believe them to be true.

BUt the cream will rise to the top

deepa mehta is a great screen writer whose name (ironically) describes her deep understanding of meta logic if you can write like her and describe a scene in a humourous way it will boost your forum rep just watch out for people who would attack your attempts at humour or mistake your posting for attempts at rep boosting also don't use the term rep boosting too much or bring up rep at all because that could lead to your rep being demolished

that cream is curdled its a chunk now

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i want this post on page 2 too because.. I AM the CREAM

whether you enjoy something is all in your head; i could have wrote the entire works of Shakespeare, but as long as its coming out of my mouth no one cares. It's all an issue of power. People have perceived me as weak, simply because lying cunt-children spread lies about me and repeat them until other people believe them to be true.

BUt the cream will rise to the top

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this is going in my sig

that creampie is now a chunkpie

bovine colostrum

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i want this post on page 2 too because.. I AM the CREAM

whether you enjoy something is all in your head; i could have wrote the entire works of Shakespeare, but as long as its coming out of my mouth no one cares. It's all an issue of power. People have perceived me as weak, simply because lying cunt-children spread lies about me and repeat them until other people believe them to be true.

BUt the cream will rise to the top

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Also because you sent someone 300 obsessive lovey dovey pm's and cried all over the forum about your broken heart like a big pussy.

if your'e going to post a picture make sure it's so large that the built-in image sizer kicks in and makes your picture fill up the screen nicely this will helpp make the page larger and push the thread along quickly making it multiple pages also if you post a youtube video never use the video tag instead use the legacy yt tag because this allows you to add special switches to the youtube url always remember to autoplay your video if you see an autoplyaing video be sure to quote it so that you make a great deal of noise i don't think the &loop=1 switch works any more but go ahead and add as many of thsee swtiches to your url just in case one kicks in

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Originally Posted by m0nde

if your'e going to post a picture make sure it's so large that the built-in image sizer kicks in and makes your picture fill up the screen nicely this will helpp make the page larger and push the thread along quickly making it multiple pages also if you post a youtube video never use the video tag instead use the legacy yt tag because this allows you to add special switches to the youtube url always remember to autoplay your video if you see an autoplyaing video be sure to quote it so that you make a great deal of noise i don't think the &loop=1 switch works any more but go ahead and add as many of thsee swtiches to your url just in case one kicks in

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heh

if youre going to post advice on how to post on the forum you should first of all make sure to type one run on sentence with no punctuation so its difficult to read and tyypos well who cares about typos i mean this is a troll forum and if people cant get that through their heads then they shouldnt be posting here anyways because this is rubycalaber.com and we dont give a fuck about typos on this site and next of all make sure that its really ridiculously long and gay so that nobody will actually read it all except for the most retarded posters out there and that way when they actually read the whole thing they will realize that they were trolled into oblivion because the advice is actually retarded and even though you spent like 5 minutes typing it up it doesnt matter because you just made a bunch of retards read your bullshit on the internet and at the end of it they'll realize there was no content of any value contained within that paragraph whatsoever and they'll get a little mad about it and hopefully make some rage posts

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thanks plug drubs, i am now all the wiser ... now go cry in your pillow as you imagine teknorat going balls deep in lisa, maybe send her a few pms whilst thinking about that

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i dont care

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

So.. did you cut yourself the other night?

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i cant wait til i get my amphetamine refilled and just go to town eloquently insulting tha fuck out of you bitch

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i cant wait til i get my amphetamine refilled and just go to town eloquently insulting tha fuck out of you bitch

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You're the only person who needs drugs to own someone. lol

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Also because you sent someone 300 obsessive lovey dovey pm's and cried all over the forum about your broken heart like a big pussy.

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so

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You're the only person who needs drugs to own someone. lol

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i'm owning you right now bitch but when i get my amphetamine refilled ill be owning you so poetically in ways you didnt even anticipate that youll just start crying and quit posting

amphetamine elevates me

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so

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you've also threatened to kill yourself on tinychat. lol

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i'm owning you right now bitch but when i get my amphetamine refilled ill be owning you so poetically in ways you didnt even anticipate that youll just start crying and quit posting

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just like cracking the string theory. :rofl:

one day's he's really gonna do it, then you will feel bad the rest of your life, because you were so cruel to him, and contributed to his early demise, you will have to feed the hole plugs drugs suicide leaves in the pit of your stomach with cheap trader joes wine, and cociane

then i actually WILL have an excuse to drink and do drugs. thats a marvelous idea!

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you've also threatened to kill yourself on tinychat. lol

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its funny you keep insisting that because you have nothing else to work with

the key to maximizing forum rep is to copy the successful concepts of others and keep your posts safe and neutral never venture into dangerous territory by trying something new because it may fail and lead to neg rep never be emotional in a post and never show fear or vulnerability when someone insults you if you back down it's blood in the water never become obsessed with one user for too long because you will also quickly fall out of favour one of the worst things is to get on the hate list of a forum bully these people will relentlessly badger you in the hopes of driving you off the forum if you raise the hackles of one of these people the safest course of action is to add them to your ignore list

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Originally Posted by m0nde

the key to maximizing forum rep is to copy the successful concepts of others and keep your posts safe and neutral never venture into dangerous territory by trying something new because it may fail and lead to neg rep never be emotional in a post and never show fear or vulnerability when someone insults you if you back down it's blood in the water never become obsessed with one user for too long because you will also quickly fall out of favour one of the worst things is to get on the hate list of a forum bully these people will relentlessly badger you in the hopes of driving you off the forum if you raise the hackles of one of these people the safest course of action is to add them to your ignore list

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monde your train of thought posts suck please go back to posting about soul trading,

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

its funny you keep insisting that because you have nothing else to work with

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you tried to kill yourself in tinychat. lol

one successful method of advancing is to join a crew also known as a forum gang you will have backup when people attack you and you will also be able to attack others en masse you can make yourself a sig and add funny pictures of people and create a forum gang logo the dangerous thing about openly joining a forum gang is that you can have a falling out with someone in the gang and years later this can lead to ridicule with that person knowing all of your secrets it hurts to be attacked by those who were once your allies

making a monde post gentoror on my gush fan site right now, u will pay for past regressions monde

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Originally Posted by m0nde

one successful method of advancing is to join a crew also known as a forum gang you will have backup when people attack you and you will also be able to attack others en masse you can make yourself a sig and add funny pictures of people and create a forum gang logo the dangerous thing about openly joining a forum gang is that you can have a falling out with someone in the gang and years later this can lead to ridicule with that person knowing all of your secrets it hurts to be attacked by those who were once your allies

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marks name searches himself right

regressing postbaggery

monde is fat, and brown, and gay, he knows what you ate for breakfast, he can prob make a good guess on what u will eat for lunch, his skype buddy list has 93 people on it, but 89 of them are from reject haven and ytmnd forums, he will come to your wedding, crash on your couch, monde is a true forum bro, the truest fourm bro

forum brew

irn bru?

irony arbeu

soul trading QUOKKAS ad/ed

rotating postgre 24/7

Tim that quote in your signature is Goethe

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Tim that quote in your signature is Goethe

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plug drugs knows how to use google lol