Jon's Guide to Seduction and Oil Changing
14.99 c Barnam Books
Jon's Guide to Seduction and Oil Changing
14.99 c Barnam Books
-post on fjs
I'd rather do it every 3k miles just to be sure. Our cars aren't new. His is an 01 and mine is an 05.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
- run your dirty whore finger around the rubber gasket on the new dry oil filter where it mates to the block
a spath of oil
I let my 03 sport trac go over 15,000 and only changed it then because no one was logged in fjs so I was bored
Do they change oil at Walgreens?
maybe if ur car was made in like 1990 u should change it every 3k miles but thats just a waste of money now
no but if u come 2 my walgreens ill change ur little freak body into a corpseQuote:
Originally Posted by macpro
Do you give free bagettes wit that?
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
isn't lolwhales an engineer I know it's computer engineering or something but still
he engineers bad posts
I dont even remember lolwhales and that's probably a good thing.
Was he worse than plug drugs?
noQuote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
jon obviously had a little typo time there when he told you to put your finger in the dirty oil and rub it on the gasket. he meant to put your finger in the new oil so that you wont get tiny contaminants like dirt or burned clumps of oil on the mating surface. that way it wont slowly burn and form a gasket scar allowing little bits of oil to escape and aerosolize all over your engine bay.
he also mustve accidentally deleted the step where youre supposed to fill your new oil filter about half way with new oil before you screw it on. jon and his crazy computer typo times
maybe he accidentally forgot to work at jiffy lube for the rest of his lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
computer engineers are usually too nerdy to change their own oil and they have enough money to pay someone to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
it ltierally costs like 12 dollars lmao why would i waste my time doing it myself, os i can be "more of a man" and brag about it on the itnernet?Quote:
Originally Posted by tumor baby
fatima I watched some vids by this girl http://www.veneisse.com/ and now like wow, do you do that stuff? I wish I was a girl so bad after watching that stuff
wow how does she do that?
how fatima shoudl change her oil (for the win eidtion)
stpe 1. get in vehicle, WITH adam.
step 2. driev off a fucking cliff holy shit
idk I'm thinking about trying it to be honest it looks like it's the greatest thing one can do to one's selfQuote:
Originally Posted by tumor baby
tim probably can do all that and more at once
tim can probably fit a ford excursion
i would change your oil for you tumor baby, if i lived in the greatest state in the greatest nation on earth texas,
fatima you can give yourself an enema with car oil and it makes your body run better you will be able to do so many more pushups and situps and run so fast
it's not really that hard to change your oil and your air filter and do your fluids yourself, in fact if you give it a try you might even find it quite satisfying that you are not at the mercy of jiffy lube and you control your own destiny
move here, the economy is booming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
texas, where fags go to be fags, nah dp ain't going there hes' not a fag, yeah he's a "fag" but he's not a fag,
sorry i watched too many king of the hill reruns to be able to live in texas
literally texas is worse than mexico and serves no other purpose than being a buffer between first and third world countries
mexico should be between usa and texas put texas way farther down south please make it an island and then sink it
BOBBY!!!!!!
I'm going to drive to Jon's apartment complex across the street from me, find his red saab, and leave him a creepy note.
have it say DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR, and get a rubber ear from the dollar store,and burn half of it , then put it right on the windshield
or you can just take off your bomb vest and put it under his car for when he gets in it
get an ATF bussiness card off the net, and leave it on his door, have it say, would like you to answer a few questions please give us a call at this number,