why you aren't married is like a huge mystery, i have no idea why u will die alone, all alone, with no family, or friends, no one to come to your funeral,,, lisa, what's the point, why do you even get out of bed everyday,,,
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why you aren't married is like a huge mystery, i have no idea why u will die alone, all alone, with no family, or friends, no one to come to your funeral,,, lisa, what's the point, why do you even get out of bed everyday,,,
I do not have herpes like you say itQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I get a cold sore about once a year and not even a bvlistery one, just the corner of my mouth cracks
the way you carry on it's obvious you've got a lot worse
backwards countries such as texasQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
loldQuote:
Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe
the reason why I'm not married certainly isn't through lack of being askedQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I just don't have to take the only offer on the table like you do
smdh
no-one could even celebrate his banning because this always happens
he needs to be banned for more than 24 hours, he literally and deliberately ruins the forum
there were 20 people wanting him banned and one fucktard fugly retard stalker bush-pig of mine who is literally only here to stalk and troll me in the hope that EMINEM will notice her who wanted him unbanned
whoever unbanned him.... you need to stop it he is killing the forum for everyone
he spams every topic, you can literally see the number of people drop off when he posts, no-one else wants to post in the topics or anything once that loser ruins every conversation with his ass sniffing and attention whoring, last time he posted there was literally a 10 hour gap where NO-ONE posted (this is not uncommon when the loser posts). He needs to stay banned for more than 24 hours.
He is a grown man and he does all this deliberately, he has no excuses so just ban him. Why let one fuckhead ruin a forum for 20 other people?
I'm leaving because all this loser does is follow me around the forum sniffing my ass and ruining literally every topic.
I grew up in Pennsylvania you fat fuck.....
lol lisa, what junkie/felon asked you to marry him this week, are you on some sort of prison pen pal website can i see your profile please
fucktard fugly retard stalker bush-pig of mine who is literally only here to stalk and troll me in the hope that EMINEM will notice her who wanted him unbanned
its ok, i would play video games with your androgynous boyfriend hypotheticallyQuote:
Originally Posted by tumor baby
I've been engaged twice and been asked plenty more times than thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I usually just say yes unless I want to dump them and then just not get married
also I don't date junkies or felons, I dump someone if they turn out to be either
too stupid to realize i was referring to the amish.Quote:
Originally Posted by tumor baby
too obsessed with lolwhales to notice that rootbeer would lift a cadillac and win every arm wrestling championship from here to 1986 if the prize was your heart.
and they say romance is dead
ya you only get knocked up by junkies and then kill the baby but you never marry them, i am sorry i tried to besmirch your good name and standing in the community lisa
lmao you were referring to the amish? I didn't know PA was a country where people grew dates.Quote:
Originally Posted by clay
you're a retarded loserQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
why do you think I dumped him?
Because he was a junky you fucking loser
unlike you dp I've dated plenty of people and not just one loser
I do not date junkies or felons
lisa, sucking your teenager drug dealers dick for free weed does not really count as dateing
i know this is kind of hard to follow but your daddy is from tehran so i kind of added the little twist. i'm sorry that i lost you there and you think i actually didnt remember the state you begged me to come to for like 3 years straight but i mean just give it time to soak in.
jilted ass bitch needs to stop acting like you didnt send me nudes in 2007 just because you got married. relax, lolwhales sucked. but it was just a game
you are so sad, always coming on here to flexQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
I went on a date today. :)
how many drinks did u have?
i would never send m0nde 2.0 nudes. ur a demented ass lil fat man.Quote:
Originally Posted by clay
We shared a pitcher.. So like. 1 and a half pint.
lisa implying she owns a table itt
what? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
where did I imply that?
Weirdo lol
hey cag if you're out in the ventura territory, let me know if you're up for a platonic lunch date sometime
I shall do so.Quote:
Originally Posted by StompleB
um wtf stomple i have known you for like 7 years and i come out there, u wont even get a beer with me, and you know cag for 20 mins and u are asking her out to lunch
he wont actually go to it. i've set him up with girls before and he refuses to speak to them or meet them
fuck cali. your all gonna burn.
How many times a day does Marco poop?
Stay on topic fags
twice a day.. once in morning.. once in the evening. :batting:
with beer, 4-5, no beer 2Quote:
Originally Posted by tumor baby
Has anyone drank firestone double barrel ale? that makes me poop.
no but they dont call budweiser buttwiper for no reason, this is why i drink PBR in a bottleQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
when I ate those bagels yesterday I had trouble. I took my cod liver oil and lubed
right up. ugh feels good to poop.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody
PBR jesus.