My Mushroom Trip, by Plug Drugs

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Originally Posted by ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo

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why is his face so flat did someone hit him with a shovel?

pretty sure you're not the only one stevey owes for something or other, guy's a human sponge

he'll be back, it's inevitable. hopefully it'll be a good long time though.

he wont be back if he dies

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Originally Posted by maks

maybe it was the audacity of him toking up in the middle of trig class that pushed them over the edge.

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easily baller of the year

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Originally Posted by Cody

I was referred to a residential school, and I AWOL'ed and when they brought me back I attacked the staff with a pipe, so I got 3 months in juvie and as a condition of my probation I had to get my GED.

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Now you make milions as a painter. Whos lauging now failtards............

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

easily baller of the year

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he was one of 4 members of the "responsible men's club" students who were considered by the faculty to be at high risk of impregnating their classmates. once a week they got called to the auditorium by name to learn about proper use of birth control.

i thought you were involved with a temporary black woman of questionable girth

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Originally Posted by Cody

That's pretty fucking stupid, you want to make teens use rubbers you make them visit an aids ward.

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that works for girls and fags but guys know there is an incredibly small chance for a man to catch aids from a woman especially if he's fucking a bunch of 14 year old high school freshmen

post was pretty clearly about you pretending that you were still with the wife and that you do ok

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Originally Posted by Cody

siburke

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this is the only part of this thread i read (guess what i was doing)

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

I had a bad trip for a few hours. I had to take a shit right when the shrooms were kicking in and getting really intense; as I was shitting, it felt like a monster was crawling out of my asshole. It was terrifying. To make matters worse, I clogged the toilet, at someone else's house... Imagine trying to operate a plunger and unclog a toilet while everything around you is growing and shrinking and morphing.

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lol same thing happened to me on acid, i closed the door to the bathroom and all of a sudden i was trapped inside, my friend didnt tell me that the toilet didnt flush and i took a huge diarrhea shit i sat there for an hour then finally tried to wipe my ass and i thought for some reason i got shit all over my face because i was sweating so much, finally he opened the door and started laughing at me i stood up only to find my penis had shrunken to the size of a hexbug, he assured me that everything was ok and that it was just the acid that made my penis look small i didnt believe him and he said here watch this and he grabbed it and started sucking it until it grew to an unbelievable size, m body was throbbing as waves rushed in and out of my nervouse system all while shaking and shivering as my mn snake leaked out magical oyster pearls on his prepubescent moustache, he helped me finish wiping my ass and cleaned off my weiner as we went and sat back down and watched old jerry springer episodes when we came to sober, we shook hands and that was the last i ever saw of tim.