I don't have any crows's feet and I'm 34 and posting from the bathQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
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I don't have any crows's feet and I'm 34 and posting from the bathQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Nah, i've gotten some and spat it out but usually it starts syphoning before the fresh water already in the hose is used upQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_r...s_in_Australia
http://i.imgur.com/7LKCa2Q.jpg
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Water restrictions have been enacted in many cities and regions in Australia, which is the Earth's driest inhabited continent, in response to chronic water shortages resulting from the drought
I'll let your photo speak for itselfQuote:
Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe
http://comeontothelord.com/img/lisaface.jpg
your face is like cracked adobe lisa face the facts you're old and wrinkly
MAKS STARTLED THE WITCH!!!
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I typed 'die' until it filled the character limit and pmed it to him 3 times heh that's all it takes
stompleb I'm still going to put fucked up and/or obnoxious shit in your rep comments and I'm pretty sure there's not a damn thing you can do about that
you photoshopped thatQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
http://i.imgur.com/UI1TkOx.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/DyDs8AN.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FAy09eF.jpg
just gotta straighten out that hair, give it a brushing, it deserves it
According to the exif data this picture was taken in february 2003. I didn't bother to check the other ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe
um grandma wife has less eye wrinkles than lisa does, no troll
if I was lisa I would spend however much welfare it took to get my hair did and get professional make-up done god I wish I was a girl and have professional photographs of me taken with a big smile so I could own people on the internet who called me ugly instead of posting the same 5 tiny grainy dark webcam photos of me having just got out the shower and looking horribly depressed
A blowup sex doll and bath salts is what she meant.Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
in 2003 I was but a n00b getting banned from ign for making up easter eggs and lisa was still washing her hair 8 times a day
a more accurate photo of modern day lisa
http://comeontothelord.com/img/lisaskull.jpg
as you see I'm a pretty piss poor photoshopper I could have never pulled off that first image
lmfao
no you're pretty good at photoshop, for example I cant tell what you've edited in that pic
maks is capable to use the brushes and the opacity
I ran it through the 'dry hair' filter but it didn't work because her hair isn't wet it's greasyQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
fun fact soap and shampoo cost money, lisa has no money
Soap can always be lifted from the nearest fast food place as can hand washing liquid that can be used as poor woman's shampoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody
soap can also be made out of human fat, when lisa becomes a serial killer she will have an unlimited supply
It seems your idea about poor woman's shampoo, you're going to be a tranny millonaireQuote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch
Cool. Thanks.
You're thinking about Fight Club movieQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
I have only ever seen the second half of fight club like 10 times
My husband very easily can become one. Trucking makes quite the big money once you outright own your truck and bid for hauls online, especially hazardous and oversize. I forgot what show was made about that trucker bidding wars. It's on the same channel as Pawn Shop.Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
hazardous and oversize, just the way he likes em :wink:
Sadly, a lot of mexicans are becoming millonaire truckersQuote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch
I didn't know Ob had a husband.
smuggling drugs I presumeQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
shipping warsQuote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch
:brian:Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
That's it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody
my wife watches every retarded show there is, naked and afraid, hell she still watches AFV...Quote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch
EDIT: thank god she dont watch the singing reality shit of the dancing reality shit, i'd probably beat her ass again.
naked and afraid is a rip off of Lost :arms:
We all know about your wife beating capers. I am curious to know if she gets orgasms from them?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody
I wish Cody's wife would discover hubby-beating.