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well ok i mean im stoned so bear with me here but if you had to choose between a smaller increment that would give you a higher number and thus sounding larger would't you choose to measure something where size matters and bigger is better with the bigger sounding way? because centimeter is smaller than inch so sounds bigger what would you do?
thread went downhill after page 1
I showed p1 to my girlfriend earlier today and it led to a lot of questions like what's wrong with this guy what is this forum why do you post there, so it was probably a mistake because I don't have good answers for any of those
i dont see why one fat mexican chick talking about dicks would freak another one outQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
It's no wonder ruby is obsessed with dog knots when his dick looks like a dog's
you got nails like a jewish grandmother and yo dick looks like a sharpie/shar pei
big enough to hit cervix lel
pot calling the kettle blackQuote:
Originally Posted by kosmicgurl
please destroy this thread, my eyes hurt
The only faggot here bigger than rootbeer is you because he was man enough to fuck that nasty bitch you stood upQuote:
Originally Posted by kosmicgurl
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Originally Posted by maks
whew glad im not the only guy around here with a crayon shaped dick
ruby i am never reading this thread, i clicked page 3 and now i am quick replying to call you a fag
at least look at the pictures, he fucked a fleshlight with a condom on and put blood on it it's the most psychopathic thing I've ever seen itfQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
ruby you do know that men don't have hymens right
ruby make an okcupid profile or something and try to get sex from a real girl, this does not seem like healthy sexual behvoir
he could easily hire a hooker, it would probably cost less than the fleshlight
I like Ruby, so leave him alone.
He is now a born again homo but he's cute.
Not with those wizard fingers he has
ruby has matured and grown as a person he says in the thread, grown into a nice mature young murderer calling it right now he goes to jail before he turns 25 for anything most likely something perverted
That fleshlight has a nicer pussy than lisa
what on earth doesn't
to reinforce stevey's point here's a plush dolphinQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1308337/th...-DOLPH-570.jpg
lfamo etsy
lisa is the kinda girl that makes me truly believe I'd rather get with a trap most of them are better looking than lisa and even if their dick is as ugly as ruby's I'm not gonna see it up my ass
her worst trait is her brain though she is so damn stupid
......... my life has changed for ever and not in the good i found jesus way..........
I had a boyfriend onetime who named his penis "Meatloaf"
It was big and tasted like fried cheese.
Was it one of those nasty niggers you fucked