I spoke to camoron's girlfriend on the phone and she's the sort who will henpeck the fuck out of him if he sticks with her he'd better get used to saying 'yes dear' in a tiny defeated little voice all night long
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I spoke to camoron's girlfriend on the phone and she's the sort who will henpeck the fuck out of him if he sticks with her he'd better get used to saying 'yes dear' in a tiny defeated little voice all night long
try and fuck your landlord for free rent
yeah be like m0ndeQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out
we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me
my landlord is my mom thatsthejokeQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
my girlfreiend is also my mom :plottwist:
need a plottwist smiely
just googled "fake girlfriend stories" and this was the 4th resultQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
Get a fleshlightQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
g-ddAmn
Or a new gf that works too lol
i had one but my intense fucking ripped it apart and i threw it outQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
I know how to mcguyver up a fleshlight out of a tin can a rubber band and a dead kitten
look,
look, im getting really depressed about this, allright
step one find a dead kitten. if the dead kitten store is closed you can make your own out of a live kitten and a meat tenderizer
Get a new girlQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
step 2 "widen" the dead kitten. I use a drill press, but a standard power drill with a 2" hole saw attachment can do the trick too.
camoron can probably skip this step.
i like my pussy tight
OH MY GODS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
surprising
Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
I used to have this boyfriend who I really wasn't attracted to and I would tell him I wasn't in the mood all the time. ^__^
the heat is on
the juice is loose
jon set this server to an onion address and only let people connect though tor, it's time rubynet went on the dark net,
lol you a jilted bitch so passive aggressive like wowQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
passive aggressive slutface
i would do a line of coke off of caf's ass
then i would kill her for giving me the aids
jesus christQuote:
Originally Posted by maks