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my parents had a border collie when I was like 5, all I remember is that she was a cunt and would bite me when I tried to ride around on her like a pony, but she'd herd the cats into the corner like sheep and intimidate them into submission with a death stare and knew a bunch of elaborate tricks like backflips catching frisbees and shit
Lisa thought her mom was a cat :rofl:
dogs are the best aren't they
No because they piss on rims and ruin them
dogs are super fufcking cool, they evolved to be our friends our species have a contract of mutual respect and food and pets in exchange for companionship it's fucking aewsome
dogs own, way cooler than imaginary internet friends, actually like 90% sure that I might be schizophrenic or some shit and I have spent the last 6 years posting on here talking to figments of my imagination, dp is my nightmare skeleton, lisa is my nightmare witch, and I use cocaine and shrooms and acid too much and will die of a heart attack before I'm 30Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
anyways, there is an owl in my yard rn hacking up a pellet full of tiny animal bones, gonna try to take a video of it, mix it with cornball negro rap music, gel my hair and insert myself awkwardly into the video as the owl pukes up animal bones, gonna become a youtube celebrity
HEY GUYS, THIS IS RICKY FAGGOT WITH BUZZFEED.COM, CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO OF A COYOTE TAKING A DIARRHEA
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I'd watch every minute of that especially if you ate the pellet