look at my fat as dick

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Originally Posted by internutt

hi rootbeer, i asked debra if she would estimate your penis size as "8.1 x 7.0" (presumably inches you mean) and she said no.

what's your take on that?

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I’m so mad, you’ve finally made me crack

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Originally Posted by root ghost

https://i.imgur.com/zMPBbSQ.jpg
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This cock doesn’t lie, it’s the truth

Does it even stand up on its own or is it completely broken?

I put rootbeer on ignore so I don’t have to look at his dog dick anymore

You wrapped your mouth around that dog dong

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Originally Posted by ؜؜؜؜؜

You wrapped your mouth around that dog dong

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No I seriously did not

The guy is a turn off and I wouldn’t even do that and it’s like my favorite thing to do but not him

Just 🤮

Every time I smell onions cooking mixed with the smell of the carpeted upstairs realm I occupy so commonly, I think I smell puke. But I think it's because of the time I puked up oniony indian food in my bedroom garbage can. No one can cook onions now without me thinking I'm smelling puke.

You and lisa were girfriends of rotbear

whata great thread

Why do you keep bringing attention to your broken dick

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Originally Posted by PISS JUGS

Every time I smell onions cooking mixed with the smell of the carpeted upstairs realm I occupy so commonly, I think I smell puke. But I think it's because of the time I puked up oniony indian food in my bedroom garbage can. No one can cook onions now without me thinking I'm smelling puke.

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Did you clean your trash can yet?

post timestamp for proof and vernors can for scale

I rinsed it out with a hose

the trash can I mean

Good, I was worried

i also prematurely ejaculate before im about to put my tiny rootbeer into an old woman whose pussy is so dry that it's going to suck the life out of my dick like some kind of magical mummified corpse that thrives on depriving young virginal flesh of its muscle milk

Sorry to hear that. Remember the time you tried to prove my dick was an optical illusion. Lol

remember that time you rebounded from lisa by impregnating a dugong

Remember when rootbeer bought a mail order bride from Uganda

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Originally Posted by clay

remember that time you rebounded from lisa by impregnating a dugong

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then rebounded by ignoring all his kids,playing with little 10 cent tree saplings and fucking, marrying and immediately divorcing an african elephant

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Originally Posted by root ghost

https://i.imgur.com/zMPBbSQ.jpg
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Remember

rembmer to feed your kids and pay your rent fatass

He's so proud

the only lower person than u is lisa. you belong together. fat fuck filth both of u

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Originally Posted by Sunflower

the only lower person than u is lisa. you belong together. fat fuck filth both of u

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I sure hope that wasn't directed at gabi

I'm very clean and pretty normal sized so even if it was it doesn't matter but in the context of the conversation I believe it was not

I haven't threatened anyone in a while I guess I'm just looking for excuses

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Originally Posted by Gabi-xx

I'm very clean and pretty normal sized so even if it was it doesn't matter but in the context of the conversation I believe it was not

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Good deal

got dayyum thats a thiccy