ok i finally got my m0nde scale program working

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Originally Posted by dp

vectors are typed arrays ok i know what i am doing

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yes, you're correct


Lock this thread now

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Originally Posted by m0nde

elezzzark really is raged out because someone keeps calling him a retard
he doesn't realize that no one else who he believes hates me, boobz, etc actually thinks about any of this outside the forum
he's the only one who's psychotic enough and enough of a spaz, shut-in retard to take any of this seriously

i really love elezzzark because it's so easy to keep him going

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bro i dont hate you lol

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Originally Posted by jon

identical logic expressed in the shortest possible number of instructions

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function m0nde($input)
{
  if ($input < 4) return leanonoppositeday;
  if ($input < 6) return fatbadcirculation;
  if ($input < 9) return obeselacksdiscipline;
  if ($input > 9) return fatfuckheartattack;
  return null;
}
$val = m0nde(trim(fgets(STDIN)));

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not sure why barry didn't think 9 was a notable input

oh wait yes i am

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ive taken two classes in php, cut it out!

im doing basics of php for 6 weeks then moving on to flash, and soon mysql, the class that i do this in is the shortest class in my course its kind of fun but i dont want to be a programmer im not going to go do computer scfience for that shit

wow this thread really took a turn for the worse i really regret making this thread

im going to steal jons array or w/e the fuck that is and pretend i made it up to my teacher and get extra credit

it's a function, barry. if you don't even know what it's called your teacher is going to know you stole it.

i don't find it hard to believe that i cannot explain why a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square to the deaf mexican resident forum retard

barry's going to fail by trying to get ahead

sort of like becoming the outcast by trying to fit in

i sense a meme here

I've noticed a similar trend with other tryhards

the test in 5 weeks is going to be on fundamentals if i fail it i am literally retarded, after that test we wont do much on php, it will only be in the final test in 12 weeks from now which will involve php, mysql, html, and flash.
the class is just about grasping fundamentals in these 4 areas.

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Originally Posted by maks

I've noticed a similar trend with other tryhards

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kind of like the time when you got elz to give a fake address/name of yourself to flaglerchat and then OB posting it... good times...

all you need to know about mysql is that "drop tablename;" moves the table closer to the beginning of the file and makes the whole thing faster. it's totally safe to do on production databases.

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Originally Posted by fjs wins again

kind of like the time when you got elz to give a fake address/name of yourself to flaglerchat and then OB posting it... good times...

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yeah I've done that like 8 times and they still fall for it

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Originally Posted by maks

all you need to know about mysql is that "drop tablename;" moves the table closer to the beginning of the file and makes the whole thing faster. it's totally safe to do on production databases.

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im totally going to take your advice and delete tables

it doesn't deleted them it moves them down that's why they call it 'drop' instead of 'delete'

:yeaok:

also add this to your php project you'll get extra credit

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 while(1) 
      pcntl_fork(); 


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oh yea you just reminded me i got a problem i cant figure out

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<?PHP
//initial values
$student_count = 0;
$f_count = 0;
$m_count = 0;

//***************INPUT*********************
print "\nPlease enter your name:  ";
$f_name = trim(fgets(STDIN));
while($f_name !="STOP")
    {
      //get all required data
      $student_count++;
      $f_count++;
      $m_count++;
     
      print "\nPlease enter your gender(m or f):  ";
      $gender = trim(fgets(STDIN));
      print "\nPlease enter your age:  ";
      $age = trim(fgets(STDIN));
     
      if($gender == f)
      {
      $gender = $f_count;
      }   
        else
        {
        $gender = $m_count;
        }
   
    print "\nPlease enter your name:  ";
    $f_name = trim(fgets(STDIN));

    }


print "The number of students $student_count";
print "\nThe number of male students $m_count";
print "\nThe number of female students $f_count";



?>

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i need to figure out how to make male and female counts go up respectively, does anyone have a solution with using the same syntax?

$f_count++;
$m_count++;

The ++ increases each of those variables by 1, just put another of these in the proper place like the if statements you like so much

added strtoupper and now it works awesome

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{
      //get all required data
      $student_count++;
     
     
      print "\nPlease enter your gender(m or f):  ";
      $gender = trim(strtoupper(fgets(STDIN)));
      print "\nPlease enter your age:  ";
      $age = trim(fgets(STDIN));
     
      if($gender == F)
      {
      $gender = $f_count++;
      }   
        else
        {
        $gender = $m_count++;
        }

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aaaa real mother fuckin g's

inopia the terrible

$gender = $f_count++; doesn't make sense, there's no reason to change $gender. just $f_count++; by itself is enough.

i prefer ladies than code

first of all you need to get some discipline so that your learn how to think like the code should look when it is finished

that probably doesn't make any sense but the best description of what i'm talking about either does not exist or i've never heard it written down and i don't care enough to do the necessary phd work in exploring it

nonetheless a program, conceptually, consists of three parts: input, processing, and output

"what are the things i need to run and how do i clean them up, and/or how do i accept/reject them"

"assuming the ideal inputs, what needs to be done"

"assuming the idea processing results, how does the observer expect to see the output, and what will make sense to them"

if i rewrite your code without telling you this you gain nothing

but now that i have, if i rewrite your code, there's a chance you will learn by example

and since your aren't allowed to use functions yet and this is only the first few times (and your IQ quite possibly is too low anyway) i'm going to delineate each of these concepts with inline comments

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<?php
$student_count = 0;
$f_count = 0;
$m_count = 0;

for (;;)
{
  // [1] input
  $f_name = null;
  $gender = null;
  $age = null;

  print "Please enter your name (type STOP to quit):  ";
  $f_name = trim(fgets(STDIN));
  print "\n"
  if ($f_name == 'STOP') break;
  if ($f_name === false) break; // php-specific timeout
  if (empty($f_name)) continue; // don't allow empty names

  print "Please enter your gender [M/F]:  ";
  $gender = strtolower(trim(fgets(STDIN)));
  if ($gender === false) break; // php-specific timeout
  print "\n"

  print "Please enter your age:  ";
  $age = (int)trim(fgets(STDIN)); // TODO: use age
  if ($age === false) break; // php-specific timeout
  print "\n\n"

  // [2] processing
  // ignore unrecognized genders
  if ($gender == 'f') $f_count++;
  if ($gender == 'm') $m_count++;
  $student_count++;
  // TODO: name? age?
}

// [3] output
print "The number of students is: $student_count\n";
print "The number of male students: $m_count\n";
print "The number of female students: $f_count\n";

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do you get off on degrading people on what they dont even know yet

do you even know how carrier phase differential gps easily enables sub centimeter accuracy you peice of shit fag fuck mother fucker

lol yes i do know how that works

do you know the difference between being honest with yourself and taking something as an insult because it doesn't agree with your feelings