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Hey now I didn't ask you to write with it.
Youre telling me millions of dollars spent on pussy research hasnt given females comfortable tampons yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
There's this new brand of tampons White Knight that are supposed to be long lasting you just have to give them attention once in a blue moon and they'll soak up whatever you throw at them.
Once it's in there it's fine, you don't even feel it but pulling one out when it's dry gives me the heebeegeebees
What about TSS and what kind of "attention" are you supposed to give them?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
You know just talk to them. Or talk to other tampons. Both work.
All the tampons are afraid to talk because someone threatened them with a gun
Pads are better anyway. Only filthy haram westerners use tampons. Hymens should remain intact.
Guns lol
Ok well piss on a pad and wear it on your balls for 4 hours and tell me how good that is
PoopY
5 guests reading jesus
I think its time to tone it down buddy
That's more people in this thread alone than are in timmays forum lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
Why do Arabs/Muslims/m0ndes love hymens so much?
Shout out to the teen girls reading this. You know who you are. And so do I ;)
do you need a "why?"?
Why?
I thought there was going to be a punchline
Lets use some Jungian-Freudian psychology to answer this.. the hymen is a sign of virginity and therefore a sign of cleanliness and fertilityQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
No I'm really curious as to why Muslims love hymens
But it's not lol. They lack basic biology knowledge
Lisa where is your hymen now? Can I have it?
This is finally the point in the thread where I think this has gotten weird
Why do you think this?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
Give me your fucking hymen cunt.
You too plug drugs give me your back pussy hymen.
Hymen hymen who's got my hymen?
Furthermore who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Who stole Lisa's hymen? (Her baby sitter the bastard I want it. )
Yeah well youll have thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa