Ruby is in the Hospital Following a Suicide Attempt

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Originally Posted by Howard Dean

why is there no ruby megathread on this

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its a lie. ruby was sleweping.

gona kill deso

alright fjs is up

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Originally Posted by Desolation

Yesterday (or today whatever :flag:) he cut his wrist in front of his parents, severing an artery and sending him straight to the emergency room.

He texted me the doctor said he was a millimeter away from losing all function in his hand, but that sounds like chiding medical bullshit so I think we can all safely disregard it.

Anyway, let's use this thread to send him our well-wishes, make fun of him, and discuss what drove him to do this.

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not funny

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Originally Posted by juji

No, you aren't owner of FJS, you didn't create FJS

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fjs has been up for a long, long time: http://www.funnyjokessquad.com

bullox.

howard dean maybe you need to do a special podcast edition

or possibly we need to record a celebrity chorus song that was hastily written which vaguely acknowledges the situation

Ruby is in the hospital. He has acquired AIDs from an unkwnown source. His AIDs was described as "fail AIDs" by medical professionals. His doctors believe it stems from his moderation of an dying internet forum and an unending contact with what cann only be called "pure unfiltered fail".

spath

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Originally Posted by steveyos

spath

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Spath

I'm so damn lonely

Did he suicide himself before December 21, 2012?

his parents found out about the forum and he had no other choice

clay stop sniffing cocaine

snickers is one thing cocaine is another

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Originally Posted by clay

his parents found out about the forum and he had no other choice

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:yeaok:

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Originally Posted by clay

his parents found out about the forum and he had no other choice

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Same. If I was rubeys parne,ts and found that he had ben indirectley responsible for the Ilegal deletion of my acct [general dolis] multipl times in direct oppositon of the terms of service of this website , and that teh lizard population was stil in existenc,e I would probably kill myself as well.

Rubycalaber logged in, no surprise

he's back alive because fjs is up and not just a zetaboard anymore

Ruby can you come back please?

clay is being a terrible admin and doing weird and bad things to my posts

Tim is having a meltdown

and I'm spamming

you've got to be an internet hero and save eveything

she's at fjs

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

Ruby is in the hospital. He has acquired AIDs from an unkwnown source. His AIDs was described as "fail AIDs" by medical professionals. His doctors believe it stems from his moderation of an dying internet forum and an unending contact with what cann only be called "pure unfiltered fail".

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banging on this gimmick for a year and i finally laughed hard at it maybe im just wasted though

he's basically a funnier you right now

internut report to pal

doli to fjs

both get mod to each forum's jail