itt you reveal your darkest secrets

um excuse me I didn't say you could take a picture of me this is america ok

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Originally Posted by dadadan

one time I really had to pee but this girl wanted to give me a bj right then and I didn't want to leave and have her change her mind so I let her and I accidentally let a squirt of piss go in her face she was like did you just piss on me you fucker and I was like no that was precum you cant piss with a boner there is a valve in my dick

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blown T-valve, you're gonna have to overhaul or replace the whole thing

also funniest post ive read today and there's been some really :goodone:s

i refuse to be filmed without a photo release and royalty agreement

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Originally Posted by dadadan

he looked like the guy in the hat at 6 minutes

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wow, the girl in that must be living in a crackhouse. 10 bucsk for a "party"? she is kinda cute for a negro but probably riddled with STDs and maybe even HIV from probably doing hard drugs

I masturbate exclusively while staring into a mirror...... I NEVER break eye contact and when I finish I high five my mirror self, then post mean things on the internet
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps6500f4d5.jpg

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Originally Posted by dcent

I masturbate exclusively while staring into a mirror...... I NEVER break eye contact and when I finish I high five my mirror self, then post mean things on the internet
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps6500f4d5.jpg

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dcent is trying to fit in for troll squad signurates

really?

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Originally Posted by m0nde

really?

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100% 4wheeler.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps6500f4d5.jpg

when I was a pizza guy if I could tell somebody was black by their voice or name I would take their order last :hankler: also if they lived in a locked building I would call them 10 minutes ahead of time and say I was 2 minutes away