no that face I literally need 100% female looking either way I can't do it yet I'll let you know though tyvm I just wanna do my sit ups and downs a bit more first
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no that face I literally need 100% female looking either way I can't do it yet I'll let you know though tyvm I just wanna do my sit ups and downs a bit more first
gee I wish I was maks' friend and he would buy me traps to fuck for a night
Because I'm not paying them
They can pay me if anything
alright take your pick
http://providence.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts
but no more than 100 kisses per hh I'm not made of money
they would pay you to leave lisa
what kind of secret hooker code is that
they're not allowed to ask for money in exchange for sex ALL DONATIONS ARE FOR COMPANIONSHIP ONLY AND WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN CONSCENTING ADULTS IS NONE OF LEO'S BUSINESSQuote:
Originally Posted by majorcum
oh cool ok let me see how I feel in a few weeks I'm not joking about my health definitely can't do this now I looked at some thankfully I didn't find any that would make me risk dying right away one looked like it could be aber's brother
do you think they'd get on tinychat with me
unfortunately there's not a lot of selection in a tiny state like rhode island, I'd suggest you have a few drinks first and dim the lights
probably not but they'll text back and forth all fucking night, I love to get stoned and lead them on, make them miss appointments and shitQuote:
Originally Posted by majorcum
they hate it when you try to barter
lmao mean and luckily for me I don't need sex bad enough to not be able to wait for a dime piece I'm not link I can't fuck Dennis rodman
No we will be best friends and do girly things and they can teach me how to be a lady and I'll suck their dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by majorcum
lol'd gonna jew down the price of some trap dickQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
lisa I would make a better trap than all these people wanna do that w/ me minus the last part
they might give rimjobs for a living but damn it they have their pride and the price is the priceQuote:
Originally Posted by majorcum
Yeah but stevey.... i don't want to play up in your bum holeQuote:
Originally Posted by majorcum
I won't haggle the price also leaving the door unlocked and naked lets see if a hoy chick opens the door
whats a hoy
I just took a giant dump, Stevey. It was marvelous
I'm leaving a $6.21 tip but I forgot about tips so sorry about the rest of the hotels not like I even touched the room I float
that's all I have for cash idk I'll tip this one time
I'm about to walk 8 miles just like Lisa and EMINEM
holyshit. thats like half a days trip. listen to david bowie on your way back
heard a guy rapping when I was going to get ice
no I'm listening to 8ball and mjg two songs the first episode and 9 little millimeta boys that's it
stop listening to crap
get more generic have jon help with that
jon isn't generic he is the love of my life!!!!
plain paper O.O