Adopt A Lizard Person.

Also, i don't hate plug drugs, but he still dislikes me for no reason

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Originally Posted by juji

First lesson, you keep insulting anyone whatever you want it produces "bad feelings" and "mental retardation" to you, i recommend you shouldn't repeat overdone and useless insults, make a good post that it does relate to comedy. Be careful to post.

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juji you are amusing

I don't feel funny

I don't find most of these fuckheads funny at all

They make more insults than I do

I can't help it if I don't like fuckheads

A fuckhead is a fuckhead and a spade is a spade

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

juji you are amusing

I don't feel funny

I don't find most of these fuckheads funny at all

They make more insults than I do

I can't help it if I don't like fuckheads

A fuckhead is a fuckhead and a spade is a spade

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Second lesson, stay with me because you're my adopted, please ignore their insults against you because you already insulted them a lot. You shouldn't take their influences because i cannot allow that. Follow my example when i post anytime.

spergging out with lisa and the gang

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Originally Posted by juji

Second lesson, stay with me because you're my adopted, please ignore their insults against you because you already insulted them a lot. You shouldn't take their influences because i cannot allow that. Follow my example when i post anytime.

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Lol

There's actually a sweetheart inside you somewhere isn't there?

he's gaining your trust so it's easier to murder you irl

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

Lol

There's actually a sweetheart inside you somewhere isn't there?

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Fifth lesson, Never question to your master, in fact i adopted you it basically means i have a heart in my own body, don't try to think i'm willing to murder you.

you should let him send you that money

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Originally Posted by juji

Fifth lesson, Never question to your master, in fact i adopted you it basically means i have a heart in my own body, don't try to think i'm willing to murder you.

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I don't care if I get murdered because I'll be dead

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I don't care if I get murdered because I'll be dead

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Seventh lesson, Don't comment when i gave you other lessons, you are supposed to memorize the lessons, is very important for your life.

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Originally Posted by dp

POST YOUR DICK OB

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Hoping it is still there is why you are so eager to "adopt" me. Are you interested in maintaining this "adoption" if I no longer have one?

she needs a slap upside the head

lol

I want to see your nipples juji

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Originally Posted by 0bnoxious0ne

Hoping it is still there is why you are so eager to "adopt" me. Are you interested in maintaining this "adoption" if I no longer have one?

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i don't think that has anything to do with him adopting you. he's already adopted you, dick or no dick.
we just want to see your dick as a matter of morbid curiousity

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

lol

I want to see your nipples juji

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Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules.

post that dick ob

wanna see your dick ob, gotta see what it looks like wanna check out your dick ob

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Originally Posted by juji

Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules.

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lol

can't help it

I'd love to fuck you and that's your fault

lisa fucked her father irl and now wants to do the same with her forum daddy

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

lol

can't help it

I'd love to fuck you and that's your fault

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I repeat, Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules. So you never say sexual things towards to me

what exactly determines one's lizard status?

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Originally Posted by juji

I repeat, Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules. So you never say sexual things towards to me

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It's ok

dp just disgusted me and killed my horny

lizard status comes from the great barry fourm influx of 2012, ob, lisa, cody etc etc all came over on the tim and monde had to post links to here in shitty fourms full of faggots, they then came, tried to fit in, and failed, they failed hard and keep on doing it to this very day

so the first wave of losers he brought in 09-10 aren't lizards...

last time we did this i think i had Cracker/Crapper in the adopt a noob program...

ya it was exactly like yikers but there where more of them and there all 50 years old

good g-d, that sounds awful... you are a brave, brave man dp, i admire your dedication to helping less fortunate posters...

Bring back yikers

every single person who has post on rejected heaven has gotten gender swap surgery

yeah, and by cheap bad operation in some 3rd world country reason...