who has been a proud aloler and hates ytmnd since day one
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who has been a proud aloler and hates ytmnd since day one
I thought we were friends why are you owning me it's not my fault your iphone broke and you can't grow a beard
well you see lisa is a very sexy lady from the best part of the world with the hottest voice and accent and I'm mesmerized by her charm and intelligence for example her very high IQ and she's also the greatest poster and by far the single best thing to happen to this community and she is also enemies with cag and cody and I'm also super horny and dying to lose my virgibity so of course I'm gonna side with the babe I can't help it because like all males my brain is in my dick and my dick is super huge so all of
oh funny thing I literally went to the doctors today because this is for real my heart is bumping when I'm inactive and feels like there's no pulse when I'm exercising I don't know how this relates to our posts since we're not playing the opposite game right now though I just got a huge giant boner thinking about lisa in my big giant huge dick and I just can't think straight !
maybe all your blood rushed to your meat it takes at least 3 or 4 pints to maintain a lisa erection last time I saw her on cam I actually ripped my dick skin
is there anybody man enough to handle lisa? find out next week when our new contestant Jackson Ruby from Shit joins us on LISA IS SEXY GOOD LUCK KING AMAZING BANANZA
i didn't sell out anyone maksQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
That's your gig, not mine
Stop projecting you shit head
Because I've laid you right out for owning and it's too temptingQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
:p
frankly I don't blame rootbeer for being unable to get hard, I mean look at her she totally doesn't look 20 years older than her (already advanced) age and I'll bet she has fantastic hygiene and doesn;t stink even a little bit
when I think crazy unemployed shutin I think "well groomed"
i'm actually giving cag a go lately because she is a million times better person since being with jon, she's not stupid and she needs a bitch to slap her into shapeQuote:
Originally Posted by majorcum
No premature ejaculationQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
He was cracking fats constantly but just couldn't follow through with me
LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by majorcum
I'll give it the ol' college try. :smile:
You're absolutely right; she's smexy AF.
In so many many ways.
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