She's no Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories
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She's no Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories
please dont i am at work
Yes, this creepypasta disturbed meQuote:
Originally Posted by Howard Dean
dad i told you to stop posting from my rubycalaber.com account!Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Dean
the moaning lisa now hangs in the 50 dollor for two hour hotel room she has her bi-weekly gang bangs in
I'm so fucking curious about youQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
welp it was nice knowing you elz,
someone write a creepypasta about lisas vagina
it was the day after lisas abortion and lisa was feeling sick so she took some cough syrup and mixed it up with some sprite in a styrofoam cup, a modern alchemical concoction known colloquially as purple drank
she gripped n sipped and after she sap she got sicker and then felt something kick her so she went to see dr hundos escobar to see if the removal of her unborn fetus child went according to plan
"Help me Dr Hundos Escobar I feel like shit maybe ive made a mistake" said lisa
"I would say youve probably made quite a few in your lifetime but damn that ass is fat"
"thank you doctor"
then there was a loud scratching sound and lisa got scared but it was just a tree branch being blown up against the window by the wind outside
"just relax and lie back" said dr hundos escobar as he put on his welding mask and insulated rubber gloves, then he spread lisas legs and A SKELETON POPPED OUT
:badone:Quote:
Originally Posted by DrHundos
epic brocoli winQuote:
Originally Posted by DrHundos
borclllli!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER
why are people calling me broccoli god DAMN nobody called me Hugh Jackman when my avatar was Hugh Jackman from The Fountain
ask cat avatar guy, he knowss
worst thing you could do brocliiii, you moved up a posting teir, all thanks to your avatar, keep it forever
god damn it
you will be forever remebered for your brocliii avatar that plays the bass guitar
why is everyone picking on dr hundos escobar I think he's pretty cool
you also think that about codey and the cat avatar guy,Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
The day will come when I'm the last guy left defending you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
lol not rly becaus im actualy funny and not a painfuley boring 401k posting racist house painterQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
first they game for the codey, and i did not speak up, because i was not a fag, then they came for the cat avtarag uy, and i did not speak up, because i was not a cat avatar guy, then they came for the rootbeer rep, and i did not speak up, because i did not give a fuck about rep lol, and then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up for mme,
wow spot on 10/10 for reals no ironyQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
is that some sort of movie quote or something
idk what's worse, lisa, or you people quoting stupid tv shows and movies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Niem%C3%B6llerQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
steveyos....
Hitler
I'm sorry but I'm not even into video games don't turn it into something personalQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer