raw dog is a way of life

i would go down on ramen

I always thought Ramen looked better when she was fat.

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Originally Posted by cbarry

I would request for u to come but im afraid you will betray my clan for your terrible youtube videos. This clan takes day z seriously and doesnt treat it like call of duty like you :/

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lmao I did consider immediately shooting everyone the second they were in one place but I think going on a mission to fight AI with some bros would make for a funnier youtube video since I have already gunned 5 people down at a time :cool:

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Originally Posted by cbarry

i held my urethra shut while ejaculating once and it gave me a urinary tract infection

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sometimes I fantasize about a girl doing that to me on purpose

Call of Duty FTW.

ruby i cant trust you, youll get me kicked from the clan, im actually having fun for once and its because im playing with likeminded people and playing day z how its meant to be played instead of with u and cam who think doing anything outside of chasind and shooting zombies nonstop is boring.,.. Let me telle you a secret Youre whole life is boring ryby

you're... you're having FUN? ON DAYZ? that's not even how it's meant to be played, you're meant to go on missions against AI soldiers in arma 2, dayz is about survival you-you fucking... fiuckig fun ghaving prick

fun.. Whn i first joined the clan i fixed up a small scrap chopper and brought it to their island base and tried to land it with one of the, guiding me, it was sliding and i tried to lift off agai so it wojnt slide intoo a treeand i hit it whn i lifted off and damaged a rotor and screamed on vent to clear away its out of control and i was spinning crazy in trhe air doing hundredrs of three sixties before crashing to the groumd i wish i got that on fraps

I'm going to find this server and kill them all, no one steals my barry!

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

I'm going to find this server and kill them all, no one steals my barry!

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Theres even a token black guy who sounds like cberry and doesnt care when the others call him a porch monkey

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Originally Posted by Camoron

I always thought Ramen looked better when she was fat.

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:uwotm8:

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

:uwotm8:

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can't say the same for you tho. lose some poundage lol

cag is my bitch, meanwhile you cry

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

cag is my bitch, meanwhile you cry

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your bitch is a box of doughnuts.

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Originally Posted by Camoron

your bitch is a box of doughnuts.

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not getting into it but rootbeer could curl you with one arm like a dumbbell... he's got the strength of Hercules....

oh dang

i respect rootbeer asa gamer more than most posters itf

wtf, barry is going retrograde

dont know what that means but im sure offended