Originally Posted by
Gentleman Doli
actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say
they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]