How many times a day do you poop?

I went on a date today. :)

how many drinks did u have?

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i know this is kind of hard to follow but your daddy is from tehran so i kind of added the little twist. i'm sorry that i lost you there and you think i actually didnt remember the state you begged me to come to for like 3 years straight but i mean just give it time to soak in.

jilted ass bitch needs to stop acting like you didnt send me nudes in 2007 just because you got married. relax, lolwhales sucked. but it was just a game

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i would never send m0nde 2.0 nudes. ur a demented ass lil fat man.

We shared a pitcher.. So like. 1 and a half pint.

lisa implying she owns a table itt

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Originally Posted by clay

lisa implying she owns a table itt

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what? lol

where did I imply that?

Weirdo lol

hey cag if you're out in the ventura territory, let me know if you're up for a platonic lunch date sometime

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Originally Posted by StompleB

hey cag if you're out in the ventura territory, let me know if you're up for a platonic lunch date sometime

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I shall do so.

um wtf stomple i have known you for like 7 years and i come out there, u wont even get a beer with me, and you know cag for 20 mins and u are asking her out to lunch

he wont actually go to it. i've set him up with girls before and he refuses to speak to them or meet them

fuck cali. your all gonna burn.

How many times a day does Marco poop?

Stay on topic fags

twice a day.. once in morning.. once in the evening. :batting:

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Originally Posted by tumor baby

today I pooped twice.

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with beer, 4-5, no beer 2

Has anyone drank firestone double barrel ale? that makes me poop.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Has anyone drank firestone double barrel ale? that makes me poop.

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no but they dont call budweiser buttwiper for no reason, this is why i drink PBR in a bottle

when I ate those bagels yesterday I had trouble. I took my cod liver oil and lubed
right up. ugh feels good to poop.

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Originally Posted by Cody

no but they dont call budweiser buttwiper for no reason, this is why i drink PBR in a bottle

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PBR jesus.

Never drank PBR..

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Never drank PBR..

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dont let hipsters fuck up your opinion of it, draft or bottle is great stuff and i dont get the shits or headaches from it.

I really only drink firestone beers. (805, DBA, etc) and they usually only have 5% alcohol.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I really only drink firestone beers. (805, DBA, etc) and they usually only have 5% alcohol.

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PBR is in that range, just try it one time, if you dont like it i'll paypal you 5 bucks.

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Originally Posted by macpro

fuck cali. your all gonna

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sink

Just as long as it doesn't come in a can...

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Just as long as it doesn't come in a can...

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hold on:

http://i.imgur.com/97KVfQI.jpg?1?5269

.75 dumps a day

Poo with me Dan.