Doli and Lisa, an erotic adventure tale

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Originally Posted by cag

you are never going to get a girlfriend if you keep threatening to penetrate them, elz

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Give Elz a chance you slut

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Originally Posted by cag

"Hitler nedm spath!"

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haha

am I or fjs mentioned itt

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Originally Posted by cag

I really need to stop posting

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If you think posting obscene stuff pertaining to me is gonna score you a cybersex session with me think again you little bitch

dp is such a weakling

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Originally Posted by cbarry

garfiled then moans with a twang that sounds like someone ripping out the strings on a guitar

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barry mumbles something bout suicide into his soggy pillow, he takes one last deep breath and screams GUSHHHHHH toward the heavens. he collapses onto his parents bedroom floor and a charm bracelet rolls out of his hand lying unclaspsed next to his last losing scratchie

you where nf in 2002 when gush posted here, 10 years later, you are still nf and still talking about gush,

garfiled you had cybersex with lisa,

way worse then falling in love with gush

dp grasping at straws repeating the same unfunny grbage from last week desperately trying to make an impression on cag

after signing up t fjs to be closer to his love cag, he was heartbroken to see that she was already in another reltionship with jihad josh

jumping from poster to poster just to get her fix

using them all for rep points

dp thinks to himself, was.. was i just rep points ....is that all i am to her..

haha ya me and cag, man the abortion joke i just made about her killing her baby, some gush leveal shit lmao gonna send her charmbarclets

dp is getting mad because im interuppting his 300 posts about lisa and cag daily quota

you are trying really hard to be funny it's really sad garfiled to watch you post lol, i never read your posts before much like everyone else but then you fell in love with lisa, and your all i think about now and how terrible you are lmao

he just has to stop what hes doing and reply to me

lol you stepped up your lisa game went from 200 too 300,,, talk about your 300 dollor occuslus rift next

another post about lisa

if only cheyah would come back to get your back because nobody but lisa and rootbeer will ^_^

garfiled make a gush post 5 years after she quit

ive always been a lone ranger dp , ve never tried to make anyone like me

tim gush , chickens, dp , lisa cag, god dam man you defensive mechanisms are outta control

a lone ranger, more like tried for years and years to fit in, while the interent rameones crushed your dreams then you just blended into the backround till you where the last man standing

the internet ramones lmao god youre such a fag

YOU WILL NEVER BE AN INTERENT RAMONE GARFIELD

4 pages of dp posting about me

i think the interent ramones where after gush

whom you still talk about daily

gush gush gush hedi gelet, tim , chickens, ,

garfiled your just happy anyone is talking about you, you boring faggot

that was my only dream dp, after iwc left because everyone realized she was horrendously fat and unfunny (ooops) i thought i would have a chance

i think she finally accepetd you into her and internutt's and marks club when she was around a while back but by that time it was too late,

dp remembers everything abotu me

i remeber everything abotu everyone i have a very good mermoery i don't huff paint and shove shit up my ass like you do, so i'm not hanging on by 3 brain cells

dp remembers everything about everything except he gets his passwords all mixed up and forgets which emails he's used to make the account.

he remembers threads from like 5 years ago and who made them.

i remeber the time you had cyber sex with lisa

dp has adult adhd