I know right? The dumb bitch said she was leaving and lied to us againQuote:
Originally Posted by Gabi-xx
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I know right? The dumb bitch said she was leaving and lied to us againQuote:
Originally Posted by Gabi-xx
I'm gonna try knitting some nice comfy infinity scarves to keep my double chin warm through the Canadian winter
Wouldn't it be simpler just to move south for the wnter
Sure who wants to host Gabi and her double chins for 8 months of the year? Stevey's need not apply.
you don't want to live in a van?
I want to live
As long as you know how to work on cars and know how to use a chainsaw you can stay here
Niiiiice
he'd wear your skin like a suit that's sort of like being aliveQuote:
Originally Posted by Gabi-xx
Dead on the outside and inside. Very fitting. Except not actually because I'm not sure I have enough skin to fit him...
stevey has a warm beard fwiw
I'm hoping my corpse is desecrated someday I'm going to write it into my will
Can you leave me your beard in your will? I will cuddle it every night.
send $2 and a self addressed stamped envelope and you can have it right nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Gabi-xx
It's not as sentimental if you're alive and you can just grow a new one. I want the real deal
what if I scald my face with boiling acid afterwards and kill all the hair follicles WHAT THEN GABI WHAT THEN
My family keeps teasing me for wearing belly shirts in the winter and I'm like fuuuuuuck ooooooff. Let. Me. Live. My. Life. :crying:Quote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
Maybe it's time to kill your entire family